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It's a woman thang...... 
Post: #1   PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:46 pm Reply with quote
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Now I lay me Down to sleep I pray the Lord My shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it sags.

Please no age spots Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy Please keep me young,

And thank you Dear Lord

For all that you've done.


Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.


Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
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Post: #2   PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:33 pm Reply with quote
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ooooooooooh Lurve it Mils Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post: #3   PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:49 pm Reply with quote
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From: Gordon ntl Packham
Date: 31/01/2007 19:17:49
To: Brian & Betty Wall; Charle€ Skelton; Georgina & Alan Nolan; Peter_Finch
Subject: Female & Male Brain Explained

Have you ever wondered how the female mind works? Well, it's finally explained here in one easy-to-understand diagram.




Each blue ball represents a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision to be made or a problem to be solved.
Conversely, the thought processes of the male brain can be illustrated with only two balls.









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Post: #4   PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:01 pm Reply with quote
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Post: #5   PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:41 pm Reply with quote
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Mils.
I must make a protest here................... Domestic skills shown far too big Smile Smile


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Post: #6   PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:21 pm Reply with quote
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Think you are right Graham..... the biro slipped and we ran out of tippex Very Happy Razz
Mind you, think it's expanded slightly with the advent of the "new man"

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Post: #7   PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:03 pm Reply with quote
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All I can say to this ............... is what a lovely pair of Sunglasses.



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