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Post: #1   PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:41 pm Reply with quote
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A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset.

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me-a
faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you! I want a
divorce straight away!"

The husband replied, "Hang on just a minute, Love, so at least I can tell
you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to
me!" And the husband began-

"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here
asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I
took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very
thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten
for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the lasagne I made for you last night, the one you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured it in moments. Since she needed a good clean up, I suggested a shower.
While she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same"

The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for
my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door she turned to
me with tears in her eyes and said,

" I know it's very cheeky to ask after everything you have done for me but, you wouldn't have anything else that your wife doesn't use would you? "


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