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10 THOUGHTS TO PONDER FOR 2006 
Post: #1   PostPosted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:51 am Reply with quote
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Here you go Carol.......Hope it's not too contentious! Very Happy No 8 is very funny, ha ha


Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you 500 and a substantial tax cut save you 30p?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions of cows in the UK but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration

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Post: #2   PostPosted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 4:39 pm Reply with quote
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No, not a contentious post Yvette. Actually i quite liked it Laughing
Personally i like no. 4 Laughing Laughing

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Post: #3   PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:14 pm Reply with quote
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I'm quite getting to like you Carol, Very Happy

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Post: #4   PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:36 pm Reply with quote
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Laughing Laughing
I aim to please Yvette Laughing

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