A beautiful young woman is about to jump off the white cliffs of Dover when an old sailor comes by and says "Don't do it! I'll stow you away on my ship and take you to the USA where you can forget your troubles and start a new life"
The young woman agrees and they go straight to the ship....
4 Weeks later, during an inspection the Captain finds the young woman in the old sailors cabin and asks what she's doing. The young woman replies " I'm on my way to America to start a new life, the old sailor brings me 3 meals a day and in return I let him screw me all night"
The Captain replies "He's screwing you alright! This is the Brittany Ferry"
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