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Post: #1   PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:16 pm Reply with quote
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Trump has a heart attack and dies.
He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

" I don't know what to do," says the Devil.
" you're on my list but I have no room for you.
But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell
you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here
who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go,
but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."
Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a
large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed
over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" Trump said. " I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and
I don't think I could do that all day long."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with
a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing
that hammer time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my
shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do all day
was break rocks all day!" commented Trump.

The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked
on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked
in a spread - eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky,
doing what she does best.

Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
" Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said.....


" Monica, you're free to go!"





( No offense intended to a member of the forum)

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Post: #2   PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:02 am Reply with quote
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very funny. made me chuckle.
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Post: #3   PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 3:07 pm Reply with quote
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I was waiting for the sucker punch and then Bill got it instead. Good one Razz
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Post: #4   PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 3:42 pm Reply with quote
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Poor old Bill.
Paul.
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