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Sorry! Another Spurs joke. 
Post: #1   PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:51 pm Reply with quote
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Diego Maradona decides to come out of retirement and play for West Ham, he goes into the changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" He asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Spurs. They're s**t and we can't be bothered".

Maradona looks at them and says "Well I know I'm a bit fat and old, but I reckon I can beat them by myself, you lads go down the pub."

So Maradona goes out to play Spurs by himself and the rest of the West Ham team go off for a few beers. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the TV on. A big cheer goes up as the screen shows

"West Ham 1 (Maradona 10 minutes) Tottenham 0

He is beating Spurs all by himself! Anyway, a few more beers later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on" They put the TV on.

"Result from the The London Stadium: West Ham 1 (Maradona 10 minutes) Tottenham Hotspur 1 (Kane 89 minutes)

They can't believe it, he has single handed got a draw against Spurs! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.

He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down I've let you down"

"Don't be stupid Diego, you got a draw against Spurs all by yourself. And they only scored at the very very end!"

Maradonna says "No, No, I have, I've let you down!. I got sent off after 12 minutes!"
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Post: #2   PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:33 pm Reply with quote
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Laughing Evil or Very Mad Wink

Bet woody ain't pleased today.

Hammers 0 Man City 5

They could have done with Maradona.

And they were lucky to get Nil. Laughing

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Post: #3   PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:51 pm Reply with quote
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Just looked at the table - Liverpool in second place again!

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Post: #4   PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:07 pm Reply with quote
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mouse wrote:
Laughing Evil or Very Mad Wink

Bet woody ain't pleased today.

Hammers 0 Man City 5

They could have done with Maradona.

And they were lucky to get Nil. Laughing



Actually, Im a COYI man. Sad
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Post: #5   PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:31 pm Reply with quote
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Mr Tibbs wrote:
mouse wrote:
Laughing Evil or Very Mad Wink

Bet woody ain't pleased today.

Hammers 0 Man City 5

They could have done with Maradona.

And they were lucky to get Nil. Laughing



Actually, Im a COYI man. Sad


Aways had you down as an Iron Hoof Laughing

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Post: #6   PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:35 pm Reply with quote
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This is a cracker of a joke, anyone know how those, muppets who squat in the London stadium got on today... . Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing - 0

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Post: #7   PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:34 pm Reply with quote
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Blossom wrote:
This is a cracker of a joke, anyone know how those, muppets who squat in the London stadium got on today... . Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing - 0


See my post number 2.

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