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A man comes into an opticians to buy a pair of glasses. He looks at the prices and sees there is a pair that costs 2000 pounds. He asks the lady optician how can they cost 2000 pounds - that's a crazy price for spectacles! She says. "Put them on". He puts them on and sees the lady naked. Takes them off and she is dressed. Puts them on - naked. Off - dressed again. He says "great! I'll take them". He pays the 2000 pounds, takes the bus home. With the glasses on, he sees all the passengers are naked. He comes home with the glasses on and there on the couch is his wife sitting next to his friend - both naked. He takes the glasses off - and they are still naked.
"So a sh*t" he says. "I pay 2000 pounds for a pair of glasses and they are broken already!"

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