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Post: #1   PostPosted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:12 pm Reply with quote
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On Xmas Eve Donald is visited by the ghosts of three past presidents.

Roosevelt arrives and says "You want to make America great again? Think only of the people"

This doesn't cut much ice with 'the Donald' so he turns over in his bed.

Just as he's dropping off, Washington appears, and offers his advice "never tell a lie". Likewise this falls on deaf ears.

Finally, Lincoln arrives and says "You want to make America great again - go to the theatre".


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Post: #2   PostPosted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 2:16 pm Reply with quote
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Ouch!

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Post: #3   PostPosted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:24 pm Reply with quote
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Or maybe on a drive through Dallas? Cool

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Kwacka wrote:
On Xmas Eve Donald is visited by the ghosts of three past presidents.

Roosevelt arrives and says "You want to make America great again? Think only of the people"

This doesn't cut much ice with 'the Donald' so he turns over in his bed.

Just as he's dropping off, Washington appears, and offers his advice "never tell a lie". Likewise this falls on deaf ears.

Finally, Lincoln arrives and says "You want to make America great again - go to the theatre".

Love that one Kwacka!
Also the one about the reporter asking after the assasination: Apart from that, Mrs Abraham Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

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Post: #5   PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:46 pm Reply with quote
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The postal service created a stamp with a picture of Donald Trump. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing, the investigation commission presented the following findings:

1. The stamp is in perfect order.

2. There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.

3. People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.

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Post: #6   PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:19 pm Reply with quote
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The idea that Trump is childish is just a vicious rumour put about by the several thousands of people who have seen him dressed in diapers! Cool
(That's 'American' for nappies, Pete! Wink )

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Post: #7   PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:44 pm Reply with quote
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Woodrow Why?at wrote:
The idea that Trump is childish is just a vicious rumour put about by the several thousands of people who have seen him dressed in diapers! Cool
(That's 'American' for nappies, Pete! Wink )




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Post: #8   PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 8:53 pm Reply with quote
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Mr Tibbs wrote:
Woodrow Why?at wrote:
The idea that Trump is childish is just a vicious rumour put about by the several thousands of people who have seen him dressed in diapers! Cool
(That's 'American' for nappies, Pete! Wink )




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The thing about that author is either he is a liar or Blair is because Blair denies the things written about him in the book.

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Post: #9   PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 8:57 pm Reply with quote
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Mr Tibbs wrote:
Woodrow Why?at wrote:
The idea that Trump is childish is just a vicious rumour put about by the several thousands of people who have seen him dressed in diapers! Cool
(That's 'American' for nappies, Pete! Wink )




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Nice one Mr T Wink

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Post: #10   PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:03 pm Reply with quote
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(old joke, new ending)

Kim Jong Un is sitting in his office. He proudly tells his advisors:

“ North Korea will be the first country to send people to the sun!”

His advisors break out in applause. Meanwhile Donald Trump is watching this live on TV. He calls Kim Jong Un and asks him:

“How are you going to send people to the sun? It’s too hot!”

Kim Jong Un replies by saying to his advisors:

“What an idiot! We can send them at night!”

His advisors break out in applause. On hearing this Donald Trump says to his advisors:

“What an idiot!…

There is no sun at night!”

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Trump is in the Oval Office at 3am, tweeting away. Suddenly, Satan appears in front of him.

“Donald, I have a proposition,” the Prince of Darkness said. “I will give you even more power and wealth than you can imagine, if you give me your soul.”

Trump sat back a moment and asked, “What’s the catch?”

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