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Post: #1   PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:43 pm Reply with quote
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Q. What do you call a snowman in the Sahara desert?
A. Lost

Q. What happened to the man who stole the Advent Calendar?
A. He got 25 days

Q. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
A. Cliff

Q. Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
A. Elfish Presley

Q. What do you get if you cross Santa with a Duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker

Q. Why did the skeleton go alone to the Christmas party?
A. He had no body to go with

Q. What must you know to be an auctioneer?
A. Lots

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I read somewhere that these "jokes" are so unfunny because they must be child friendly and inoffensive to all ethnic and religious groups. Not easy to be funny under those circumstances.

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