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Doctor, photographer & lawyer dog competition 
Post: #1   PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:39 am Reply with quote
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A doctor a photographer and a lawyer were bragging to each other as to which one had the smartest dog.

They decided to meet in the morning and have a contest to prove which was the best.

The doctor's dog drew a diagram in the sand of the heart with all the parts labelled and spelled correctly.

The photographer's dog photographed the diagram in colour, monochrome, panorama, manual, aperture and shutter priority. Zoomed into the valves and showed in macro all the occlusions and valvular malfunctions.

The lawyer's dog screwed the other two dogs and took the rest of the day off.

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