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Post: #1   PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 2:36 pm Reply with quote
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1. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

2. There are 10 types of people in the world – those that read binary and those who don’t.

3. There’s a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

4. A freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing but you accidentally say Mother.

5. ‘Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. I see a lot of new faces tonight, which is disappointing.’

6. A photon is going through airport security, and is asked if he has any luggage. The photon says, “No, I’m travelling light.”

7. A palindrome walks into a bar, says “Yasraba Otni Sklawem Ordnilapa”.

8. Entropy isn’t what it used to be.

9. Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Bat Man.

10. There’s a new band called 1023 MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet.

11. C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The landlord says 'Sorry, we can't serve minors'.

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1. Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says 'Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here.' He doesn't react.

2. Pavlov is sitting in a pub enjoying a pint when the phone rings. 's**t, I forgot to feed the dog' he says as he runs off.

3. A philosopher asserted in a lecture that, whereas in many languages a double negative makes a positive, in no language does a double positive make a negative.

Instantly, from the back of the room, a voice piped up, “Yeah, yeah.”

4. Don't invite Piet Mondrian to your party.

I know he starts out by making a great impression, but after a little while he becomes a real square.
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