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Posted By: Woodrow Why?at

Mike Harding November 25 at 11:08 PM ∑ "Dear Mrs May I am in France having a break having come here on the train all the way from Settle. I just read your letter to me and the rest of Britain wanting us all to unite behind the damp squib you call a deal. Unite? I laughed so much the mouthful of frogs legs I was eating ended up dancing all over the bald head of the bloke on the opposite table. Your partyís little civil war has divided this country irreparably. The last time this happened Cromwell discontinued the custom of kings wearing their heads on their shoulders I had a mother who was of Irish descent, an English father who lies in a Dutch graveyard in the village where his Lancaster bomber fell in flames. I had a Polish stepfather who drove a tank for us in WW2 and I have two half Polish sisters and a half Polish brother who is married to a girl from Donegal. My two uncles of Irish descent fought for Britain in N Africa and in Burma. So far you have called us Citizens Of Nowhere and Queue Jumpers. You have now taken away our children and grandchildrenís freedom to travel, settle, live and work in mainland Europe. You have made this country a vicious and much diminished place. You as Home Sec sent a van round telling foreigners to go home. You said ď illegalĒ but that was bollocks as the legally here people of the Windrush generation soon discovered. Your party has sold off our railways, water, electricity, gas, telecoms, Royal Mail etc until all we have left is the NHS and that is lined up for the US to have as soon as Hannon and Hunt can arrange it You have lied to the people of this country. You voted Remain yet changed your tune when the chance to grab the job of PM came. You should have sacked those lying bastards Gove and Bojo but darenít because you havenít the actual power. You have no answer to the British border on the island of Ireland nor do you know how the Gib border with Spain will work once we are out Mrs May you have helped to divide this country to such an extent that families and friends are now no longer talking to each other, you have managed to negotiate a deal far worse than the one we had and all to keep together a party of millionaires, Eton Bullingdon boys, spivs and WI harridans. Your party conserves nothing. It has sold everything off in the name of the free market. You could have kept our industries going with investment and development - Germany managed it. But no - The Free Market won so Sunderland, Barnsley, Hamilton etc could all go to the devil So Mrs May my answer to your plea for unity is firstly that it is ridiculous. 48% of us will never forgive you for Brexit and secondly, of the 52% that voted for it many will not forgive you for not giving them what your lying comrades like Rees Mogg and Fox promised them. There are no unicorns, there is no £350 million extra for the NHS. The economy will tank and there will be less taxes to help out the poor. We have 350,000 homeless (not rough sleepers - homeless) in one of the richest countries on Earth and you are about to increase that number with your damn fool Brexit. The bald man has wiped the frogs legs of his head, Iíve bought him a glass of wine to say sorry; Iím typing this with one finger on my phone in France and Iím tired now and want to stop before my finger gets too tired to join the other one in a sailors salute to you and your squalid Brexit, your shabby xenophobia and Little Englander mentality. Two fingers to you and your unity from this proud citizen of nowhere. I and roughly half the country will never forgive you or your party." Mot much to argue against there, methinks! 8)

Posted By: PatCon

Woody: I love your post. Congratulations on your excellent summary.

Posted By: devil

:cry: :cry: :cry:

Posted By: Woodrow Why?at

  • PatCon wrote:
    I love your post. Congratulations on your excellent summary.

Thanks PatCon, but afraid I can't take credit for that..... they were the words of Mike Harding (ironically a professional comedian). :)

Posted By: nikcnet

  • Woodrow Why?at wrote:
    • PatCon wrote:
      I love your post. Congratulations on your excellent summary.

    Thanks PatCon, but afraid I can't take credit for that..... they were the words of Mike Harding (ironically a professional comedian). :)

Thanks for sharing these words from Mike Harding. The irony is that many serious and profound thoughts are communicated through comedy or those engaged in comedy.
For what it's worth, as someone who has always regarded myself as British - born in what is now the Brexit capital of East London, Romford - I have felt decidedly uncertain of my status. My mother was Greek and father British - so how do I compare to those from Windrush families who have been disinherited from what they thought was their birthright nationality.
Theresa May was an incompetent and draconian Home Secretary - trading under the genteel veneer of her vicar's daughter heritage.
If the UK leaves the EU and the country suffers an economic catastrophe, what excuses will the Brexiteers have to justify this ?
And before anyone starts berating the role of experts in being perpetrators of Project Fear, the truth is that no one can predict with any certainty what the outcome of Brexit will look like. Do Gove, BoJo and JRM KNOW exactly what will happen ?
With stockpiling of medicines a looming reality, this looks more like the preparations for a protracted war than the start of a journey to the sunlit uplands !

Posted By: lamby

Superb summation from Mike Harding.thanks for sharing.

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