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Posted By: mot man

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well when i woke up. I went down stairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant to me and wish me Happy Birthday and maybe even have a present for me. As it happened she barely said good morning, let alone Happy Birthday. I thought ..... well thats marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids arrived for breakfast and said nothing, so when I left for the office I was feeling very low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office my secretary Jane said "Good Morning Boss and I hope you have a very Happy Birthday!" I felt a little better knowing that at least someone had remembered. I worked until 1.00 and then Jane said "Boss seeing its your birthday today how about I take you to lunch my treat. " I said "thanks Jane, thats the best thing I've heard all day, lets go!2 We went to lunch, but not to our usual cafe, Jane took me to a very exclusive restaurant, we had a private table with champers on ice waiting for us, in all we drank 2 bottles. Jane said "you know we dont get to be this close very often, do we really have to go back to work... it is your birthday after all, and you are the boss."........ I responded with something like, why, "what did you have in mind?" Jane said, "lets go back to my place." After arriving there Jane turned to my and said "Boss would you mind if I just slipped into the bedroom for a moment I'll be right back I promise." "OK " I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she returned carrying a huge Birthday cake.................... Followed by my Wife, Kids all of my immediate family, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing Happy Birthday. AND I JUST SAT THERE... ON THE COUCH... NAKED. Roy



Posted By: tannis

:lol: :lol: :lol: Tracey x

Posted By: Steve - SJD

lol :lol: :lol: Cheers Steve

Posted By: geoffanddeb

Roy, for one reason and another today hasn't been great for me, however, you have managed to put a smile on my face. With this together with the domain names you posted earlier I have managed to have a little chuckle so just wanted to say thank you! Geoff.

Posted By: Balconia

Roy I agree with Geoff- Many thanks for the humour- It was not the best of days for me neither yesterday -but i felt better after your posts.

Posted By: Yvette

Good one Roy, but I didn't know that you knew my ex-husband....


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