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Posted By: eddiewizz

I've had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) Ingredients 1 cup sugar 1 tsp. baking powder 1 cup water 1 tsp. salt 1 cup brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle Vodka 2 cups dried fruit. Instructions: Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now crap shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat



Posted By: Glynn Parry

Best laugh I have had in a while! :lol:

Posted By: sandyoap

grandma says its one of her favourite recipes but you made a mistake with the quantity of vodka. she says if she were to follow the recipe you posted there wouldn't be any vodka left for the cake although she agrees she's well marinated by that stage:) she also says she's willing to lend her large fluffy bowl to anyone who needs it :)

Posted By: scottie

:lol: :lol: :lol: Cake making will never be the same again. They can go buy ther own like this one much better wish I had found it years ago :lol: :lol:

Posted By: rosevelvet

Hic!

Posted By: howard

your recipe is wonderful just up my ally!!!!! Thanx

Posted By: Lynn and Tony

Hilarious!


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