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|Posted By: mot man|
| A wife goes away for a few days and tells her husband to look after her precious Tiddles and keep him safe until her return.
On the first night she rings home" Hello Jack, how is Tiddles?"
Jack replies "Oh he's fine, he's had chicken for dinner and now he is asleep in front of the fire."
Next day she rings again, " How is my precious Tiddles?"
Jack replies "He's dead, squashed by the dustbin cart."
At this the wife shouts angrily," why are you so heartless, why did you not break it to me gently you swine!"
"You could have said something like, Tiddles was led on the garden wall this morning basking in the sun, when the dustbin cart swerved to avoid a small child that ran into the road, it hit our garden wall trapping poor Tiddles.
The crew of the Fire engine did all they could to save him, but despite their best effort he passed away.
The husband says "I'm sorry I never thought"
"How is my Mum? she asks"
"Well, she was led on the garden wall..........................