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Posted By: brian16

I once landed at Madrid Airport and as I got off the aircraft I noticed the wings were wet and asked the stewardess, "Excuse me but can you tell me why the wings on this aircraft are wet, there's hardly a cloud in the sky?" "Sorry sir, I've no idea, perhaps you could ask someone inside the terminal." As I walked across the tarmac, I noticed that the wings of all the aircraft were wet, and thought 'how strange!' So when I got inside the terminal I collared an official looking chap and asked "Excuse me, but could you tell me why the wings on all the aircraft are wet?" "Certainly senor, because in Madreed, we get plenty of the shower!" "Oh I see, but why didn't I get wet too, then?" "Because senor, the rain in Spain falls mainly on the planes!"



Posted By: michael. w.

:lol:

Posted By: bill

Oh dear ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ groan :roll: Bill

Posted By: brian16

They can only get better eh! Bill


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