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Posted By: stevecroad

THE FERRARI FORMULA 1 TEAM The Ferrari Formula 1 Team sacked its entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from Liverpool. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Liverpool area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in eight seconds with millions of euros worth of high tech equipment. Prime Minister Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of the UK under New Labour. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have the advantage over every team. However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for. At the crew's first practice session the Liverpool pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under six seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren Team for eight bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.

Posted By: Tina Torment

Now then, now then, now then!!!!! Nice to know that us Scousers are good for something? Anyway, I'm off for a Curly Wurly and can a Coke (only a Scouser knows how to say that properly!)

Posted By: latch/n/mac

Ho ho ho has that one only just reached Keighley

Posted By: stevecroad

No, we've had Curly Wurly's & Coke almost a month now. Steve Croad

Posted By: alan99

Hi Steve Very good. Seriously ,is it your own original or recycled ? I fancy myself as a bit of a spoof news writer too. (although most of mine wont mean anything unless you know the characters involved ,and you wont want to know these sad characters I assure you.) If you got any more originals let's have them. Alan

Posted By: stevecroad

Hi Alan, It was one that was sent to me yesterday. I thought it quite funny so I thought I'd share it. If anymore come through I shall post them on the board. Steve Croad

Posted By: suedmal

Hi Steve, keep em coming.It certainly brightened my day :lol: Sue

Posted By: Tash

LOL ^^

Posted By: journeyman

Steve, Have a look under the Grin factor post 96. Graham

Posted By: stevecroad

Hi Graham, Although it appears on the face of it to be the exact same, I think you'll find that they were totally different Scousers on my posting. :oops: Steve Croad :wink:

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