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Posted By: Byker

Things are going from bad to worse....
The crime statistics for last year in the UK have been published today, and, have identified a clear training need.
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  • Whilst the actual murder rate has decreased by 8%, the number of attempted murders has increased by 4%.

....This is clearly not good enough.
A very poor performance on behalf of the assailants. :roll:



Posted By: Charnwood Fox

I put it down to kids playing truant on biology lesson days. They have absolutely no idea where the vital organs are. There is also the obesity caused by too many KFCs and McDs. They are not fit enough to catch their intended victims.

Posted By: Bobbeer

Mark, The obesity can be a good thing, when we get stabbed the knife doesn't reach the vital orgams!!!

Posted By: Charnwood Fox

  • Bobbeer wrote:
    The obesity can be a good thing, when we get stabbed the knife doesn't reach the vital organs!!!

That makes me (at 20 stone) damn near invincible!
(Not quite as bad as it sounds, I am 6'4". Still a bat fastard, all the same!)

Posted By: tracyandterry

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  • (Not quite as bad as it sounds, I am 6'4". Still a bat fastard, all the same!)

Well, if you say so. That makes your BMI 34.1, which IS as bad as it sounds.
Tracy

Posted By: Charnwood Fox

I did say not quite .
I could have been of average height and had a BMI around 40.
And I admitted (and recognise) that I'm a bat fastard.


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