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How times have changed

How times have changed...
Cheers
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Hitting the beach for the first time this summer.

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Happiest Day

It was the happiest day of my life. Arrived at the church. Wife waiting at the altar. Walked up the aisle. Kissed her on the cheek. Smiled. And closed the Fecking lid. ...

For those who love irony.

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Wine of the month

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Only in Turkey (OK, + Hong Kong)

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'Wall warts' (power supplies)

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Traffic cameras

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US drone pilot captured

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Personal message for Boris Johnson

Always remember, someone special is out there thinking of you and appreciating the impact you've made in their life. It's not me, I think you're a twat! ...

Unfortunate Names

Did their parents hate them?
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Texting for Seniors

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Cypriot car indicator

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Tory Leadership contender: new shock revelation

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Court funnies

Once again Mr T :lol: :lol: :lol: Smoke ...

A Miracle

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They had just one job to do


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Very True

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Tubing

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Not how I imagined.............

.................... the second coming:
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One for the Ladies

One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat Shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use the washing machine?" "It depends," she replied. ...



Blonde

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The ba ...

Terrible fight on the beach.

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Easter

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Knowledge can save lives

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Densest Element Discovered

Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutr ...

Odds

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Actual Letter to the Passport Office

Dear Sirs, I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe how is it that Sky Television has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a bleeding satellite dish from them back in 1988, a ...



St Patrick's Day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuliPrHmyjU . ...

A Guide to the British

Typical Brit? • Worrying you’ve accidentally packed 3 kilos of cocaine and a dead goat as you stroll through “Nothing to declare” • Being unable to stand and leave without first saying “right” • Not hearing someone ...

oops

A man gets shipwrecked on a small island. After a few days wandering, he comes across a tribe of natives who have just lost their chieftain. The tribe's high priest tells the man that as he is the first outsider they have s ...

Pills

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Tech Support

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Downing Street - Carpenter Wanted

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debit cards

Has anyone had problems with BOC debit cards. tried to use it twice at vets yesterday & declined. went to bank & tried their ATM which worked & let me withdraw money. so didnt bother going in to ask as thought ...





George Carlin

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New specs

A guy goes to an optician to buy some new glasses. He looks at the display to choose a style. Prices: €100, to €300. Then he sees a pair for €2000. "What's this!" he says "€2000, it can't be true". The optician days "try the ...

May's visit to Merkel


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Christmas Present - gloves & knickers

A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Scotland. Chris consulted with his sister and decided, after ...

The Big (UK) Debate

Feels like:
(From Private Eye No. 1481)
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Truly awful Christmas jokes

Q. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? A. Claustrophobia! Q. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A. A Holly Davidson! Q. What happens to elves when they are naughty? A. Santa gives them th ...

Christmas - 1

“All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names”....................so, he killed them. :shock:
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Prostitute

Doctor asks a pregnant Prostitute " Do you know who the father is." The Prostitute replies." For Cryin out' aloud! If you ate a tin of baked beans would you know which one made you fart." ...

Irish Hunting Trip

Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose. They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the Pilot said the pla ...

Morning Sex

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Data protection

The doctor's assistant comes into the waiting room and announces: "Due to data restrictions, we are not allowed to announce the names of patients. Who is the gentleman with syphilis?" ...

'Private Eye' cover, No. 1480

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Your favourite film

As long as I can remember, I have loved math tricks. This one really works! It will take you only about ten seconds and, amazingly, it will reveal your all-time favorite film. I'm pretty good at math, so I did it in ...

Spectacles

A man comes into an opticians to buy a pair of glasses. He looks at the prices and sees there is a pair that costs 2000 pounds. He asks the lady optician how can they cost 2000 pounds - that's a crazy price for spectacles! S ...


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