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Posted By: Byker

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  • I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost
    track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy
    together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in
    meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic."
    Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit
    older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.
    "Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline!
    that's a few inches wider these days!"
    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great
    lover.
    "Any way," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
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    So I told her to **** off.





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