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Posted By: Milschoice04

Now I lay me Down to sleep I pray the Lord My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it sags.

Please no age spots Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord

For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."



Posted By: Balconia

ooooooooooh Lurve it Mils :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted By: journeyman

From: Gordon ntl Packham
Date: 31/01/2007 19:17:49
To: Brian & Betty Wall; Charle€ Skelton; Georgina & Alan Nolan; Peter_Finch
Subject: Female & Male Brain Explained

Have you ever wondered how the female mind works? Well, it's finally explained here in one easy-to-understand diagram.


Each blue ball represents a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision to be made or a problem to be solved.
Conversely, the thought processes of the male brain can be illustrated with only two balls.







Posted By: Milschoice04



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Posted By: journeyman

Mils. I must make a protest here................... Domestic skills shown far too big :) :) Graham

Posted By: Milschoice04

Think you are right Graham..... the biro slipped and we ran out of tippex :D :P Mind you, think it's expanded slightly with the advent of the "new man" Mils

Posted By: journeyman

All I can say to this ............... is what a lovely pair of Sunglasses.

Graham


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