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|Posted By: rockjock|
> An American decided to write a book about famous
> churches around the world. So he bought a plane
> ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he
> would start by working his way across the USA from
> South to North. On his first day he was inside a
> church taking photographs when he noticed a golden
> telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read
> '$10,000 per call'. The American, being intrigued,
> asked a priest who was strolling by what the
> telephone was used for. The priest replied that it
> was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you
> could talk to God. The American thanked the priest
> and went along his way. Next stop was in Atlanta .
> There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same
> looking golden telephone with the same sign under
> it. He wondered if this was the same kind of
> telephone he saw in Orland and he asked a nearby nun
> what its purpose was. She told him that it was a
> direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could
> talk to God. 'O.K., thank you,' said the American.
> He then travelled all across America, Africa,
> England, Japan, New Zealand.In every church he saw
> the same looking golden telephone with the same
> '$US10,000 per call' sign under it. The American
> decided to travel to Scotland to see if Scots had
> the same phone. He arrived in Scotland and again,
> in the first church he entered, there was the same
> looking golden telephone, but this time the sign
> under it read '40 pence per call.' The American was
> surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
> 'Father, I've travelled all over the world and I've
> seen this same golden telephone in many churches.
> I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in
> all of them price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so
> cheap here?' The priest smiled and answered, 'You're
> in Scotland now, son - it's a local call'. KEEP
> SMILING If you are proud to be a Scot pass this on!
> Or proud to know one!!!!!!!!!
|Posted By: brian16|
| Does this mean that everyone in Heaven wears a kilt?|
|Posted By: Hattie|
Oh I do hope so...................... :wink:
|Posted By: brian16|
| I once said to a Scottish and kilted gentleman, "Excuse me, but is anything worn beneath the kilt?"
He replied, "Nae, laddie, it's all in perrrfect worrking orrder!"|
|Posted By: Auld Grumpy|
| How true. About God being a Scot not the kilt part