Cyprus Eastern Forum Archive

This is a text archive version of our main content. To view the full site with more information, features, formatting and images please click here.

>> Eastern Cyprus Forum Archive Index

View The Full Original Topic: God

>> Have YOUR say - Post A Reply To This Topic

Posted By: rockjock

> > > > > > > > > > > > > An American decided to write a book about famous > churches around the world. So he bought a plane > ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he > would start by working his way across the USA from > South to North. On his first day he was inside a > church taking photographs when he noticed a golden > telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read > '$10,000 per call'. The American, being intrigued, > asked a priest who was strolling by what the > telephone was used for. The priest replied that it > was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you > could talk to God. The American thanked the priest > and went along his way. Next stop was in Atlanta . > There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same > looking golden telephone with the same sign under > it. He wondered if this was the same kind of > telephone he saw in Orland and he asked a nearby nun > what its purpose was. She told him that it was a > direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could > talk to God. 'O.K., thank you,' said the American. > He then travelled all across America, Africa, > England, Japan, New Zealand.In every church he saw > the same looking golden telephone with the same > '$US10,000 per call' sign under it. The American > decided to travel to Scotland to see if Scots had > the same phone. He arrived in Scotland and again, > in the first church he entered, there was the same > looking golden telephone, but this time the sign > under it read '40 pence per call.' The American was > surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. > 'Father, I've travelled all over the world and I've > seen this same golden telephone in many churches. > I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in > all of them price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so > cheap here?' The priest smiled and answered, 'You're > in Scotland now, son - it's a local call'. KEEP > SMILING If you are proud to be a Scot pass this on! > Or proud to know one!!!!!!!!! > > > _________________________________________________________________ > > RJ

Posted By: brian16

Does this mean that everyone in Heaven wears a kilt?

Posted By: Hattie

  • brian16 wrote:
    Does this mean that everyone in Heaven wears a kilt?

Oh I do hope so...................... :wink:

Posted By: brian16

I once said to a Scottish and kilted gentleman, "Excuse me, but is anything worn beneath the kilt?" He replied, "Nae, laddie, it's all in perrrfect worrking orrder!"

Posted By: Auld Grumpy

How true. About God being a Scot not the kilt part Grumpy

[ ADVERTS: UK Stores Delivering To Cyprus | Find eBay Misspellings - Grab A Bargain! ]

Viewing Cyprus Eastern Forum Archive - Lo-Fi Version | Visit Cyprus Eastern Forum - Full Version | Questions?

Cyprus forum covering Kapparis, Protaras, Pernera, Agia Napa, Agia Thekla, Paralimni, Larnaca, Oroklini, Pervolia & surrounding areas
Please note that the views expressed on this forum are those of the author and may not reflect the views of the management.