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|Posted By: michael. w.|
| So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care or pension for you - what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years and older a gun and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot 2 MP's and 2 Senior Government Officials. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day,
a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!
New teeth, no problem. Need glasses? Great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?
All covered. And who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!
|Posted By: trevnhil|
| And the Irony of it is... You're Bl**dy right. :evil:
|Posted By: MCM Carrington|
| Don't understand the first post???plenty help for senior citizens in the UK.|
|Posted By: Andrew Brooks|
If prison is so great, it would be relatively simple to make a booking.
|Posted By: cansweet|
explain a bit more please, seems you are angry about something, maybe we can help.|
|Posted By: whitla42|
| I have heard this too but it was more of a joke.|