Cyprus Eastern Forum Archive

This is a text archive version of our main content. To view the full site with more information, features, formatting and images please click here.

>> Eastern Cyprus Forum Archive Index

View The Full Original Topic: getting older no help ?

>> Have YOUR say - Post A Reply To This Topic

Posted By: michael. w.

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care or pension for you - what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years and older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MP's and 2 Senior Government Officials. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses? Great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore. IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?! :?: :shock: >

Posted By: trevnhil

And the Irony of it is... You're Bl**dy right. :evil: Trev..

Posted By: MCM Carrington

Don't understand the first post???plenty help for senior citizens in the UK.

Posted By: Andrew Brooks

  • MCM Carrington wrote:
    Don't understand the first post???plenty help for senior citizens in the UK.

If prison is so great, it would be relatively simple to make a booking.

Posted By: cansweet

Michael, explain a bit more please, seems you are angry about something, maybe we can help.

Posted By: whitla42

I have heard this too but it was more of a joke.

[ ADVERTS: UK Stores Delivering To Cyprus | Find eBay Misspellings - Grab A Bargain! ]

Viewing Cyprus Eastern Forum Archive - Lo-Fi Version | Visit Cyprus Eastern Forum - Full Version | Questions?

Cyprus forum covering Kapparis, Protaras, Pernera, Agia Napa, Agia Thekla, Paralimni, Larnaca, Oroklini, Pervolia & surrounding areas
Please note that the views expressed on this forum are those of the author and may not reflect the views of the management.