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Posted By: Byker

A couple were at a golfing resort for their vacation. They were playing a golf when the husband accidentally hits the golf ball to far and it smashes into a window. The couple go to the house and look around and they see a lamp on the ground broken. A man walks into the room and say "I am a genie, you have released me from me lamp and for that your get three wishes but in return you get one wish back." The husband says, "I want to be immortal" "Done" says the genie "I want to never ever get sick" says the man "Done" says the genie " I want to be famous" "Done, " says the genie, "Now that you have said your wishes here is my request, you must let me sleep with your wife, I have been alone for nearly 300 years and I need a little something" "Of course" replies the man and adds with a sly smile "I'll be getting another one when she's old anyway" So after an hour the wife and the genie are laying next to each other. The wife says "Wow! I cant believe genies are that good in bed!" The genie turns to the wife and says, "I cant believe your husband still believes in genies"




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