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Posted By: Yvette

Delia's Way Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips. The Real Woman's Way Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. Delia's Way To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. The Real Woman's Way Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year. Delia's Way When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. The Real Woman's Way Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions. Delia's Way If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice. The Real Woman's Way If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh!t. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes." Delia's Way Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks The Real Woman's Way It could keep forever. Who eats it? Delia's Way Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. The Real Woman's Way Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you won't give a sh*t? Delia's Way If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. The Real Woman's Way Why do I have a man? Delia's Way Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles The Real Woman's Way left over wine???? Helllloooo

Posted By: lynw20

I think that is brilliant, really funny, especially the one about the wine!!!

Posted By: Hogarth55

Just read your post Yvette,cos just back from Cyprus, that is Brill!! :D hope you are doing good in Cyprus, you seem very happy.

Posted By: Yvette

Hiya Pam Hope you had a good time here, we certainly are, I'm meeting lots of lovely, lovely millionaires with boats :D, you don't get many of those in Coventry! My house is almost ready, last week apparently! But no, I'm still in my flat for some reason ha ha, maybe one day........see I'm so laid back now..... :D When are you moving over here?

Posted By: jo

Hi Yvette Glad to see you have nothing better to do with your time!!! You always give me a good laugh Lifts the stress of the days phone calls!! Have you not got the latests pictures?? for all to see Will let you know when the flights are booked?? Speak soon Jo

Posted By: Yvette

he he Jo, I'll take some next week, talking of pics where's that one that you were going to show me? I'm still waiting......... :wink: See you soon, Dawn has just gone back, but I think she's coming back again next week...

Posted By: Tash

Love it!! It made me cry :lol:

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