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|As Noah said. It looks like we are in for a spot of rain. |
| It is really chucking it down today. All this rain should fill up the dams & help the water shortage.
Jim ... |
|A Duck Story |
| That's a quacker ..................................... ... |
|As Noah said. Looks like we're in for a spot of rain. |
| It's absolutely chucking it down today. This should fill up the dams & help the water shortage.
Jim ... |
|It's a woman thang...... |
| Now I lay me Down to sleep I pray the Lord My shape to keep. |
Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it sags.
|Message for Fraser Farish |
| Hi Fraser,
I caught your name on the forum a couple of days ago.Are you the Fraser I used to work with?
Campbell. ... |
|Anyone got green fingers |
| Hi All
Can anyone help , iv got a massive money plant (dont know real name )
i put it outside in the summer and bought it in today :oops:
now all the leafs are dead :cry:
is there anything i can do to revive it..iv ... |
|reason for apartment delay port strike? |
| :cry: Hello, we are awaiting our apartment completion should have been jun - July 2006, then december 2006, then january 2006, Now march 2006. We have been told the reason for the latest delay is that Greece (Athens) had a s ... |
|Makes you want to be there....... |
| :( Just looking through my pictures of Protaras/Ayia Napa from our holiday last year...... enough said. :wink: |
Nissi Beach....Ayia Napa
Green Bay near Protaras
The lovely Cape Greko :D ...
|Celebrity BB |
| Hi all,
Thought we should get a thread started in preparation :lol:
Here's what the paper said today:
Celebrity Big Brother hits our screens tonight, with a brand new gang of VIP housemates at the mercy of that wa ... |
|"I Dont Believe it" |
| This cannot be right...... Can it, not one British made car/Bike mentioned
EU issues safety warnings on several cars
By Leo Leonidou
AN ALERT has been issued over several motor vehicles in the European marketplace, ... |
|POLISH MAN MOVED TO U.S.A |
| Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his
English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for hi ... |
|THE MIND OF THE GREEKS!!! |
| A Greek walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Greece on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The bank officer tells him that the bank wil ... |
|Advice for a safe, healthy and happy 2007 |
| Some Practical Advice For Safe & Healthy Living In 2007
1. Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle the stain in permanent pen, so that when you remove the garment from the washing ma ... |
|It's great being a Man... |
| Quote: |
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost
track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy
together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I ...
| Saddam Style Shirts For Sale
A bit tight arouind the neck, but they hang well. :wink: ... |
|Airline Slogans. |
| While having a drink in Heathrow airport a well traveled businessman with an eye for the ladies caught sight of a gorgeous looking stewardess, alone and having a drink at the other end of the bar, unfortunately he couldn't s ... |
|weird brain stuff |
| Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you
can read it.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the ... |
|Deserted Islands |
| On a chain of beautiful islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman
Two French men and one French woman
Two German men and one German woman
|Meeting People |
| Started this thread because the Shanghai Dragon thread was wandering a little, this really started on that thread.
I understand the sentiments expressed at the end of that thread though do not actually agree with them.
I ... |
| click |
It's very funny :lol: :lol: :lol: ...
|" HAPPY NEW YEAR " |
| Auld Year Goes Out Swinging In Stonehaven |
Stonehaven Fireball swingers at midnight
The Ancient Fireballs Ceremony at this fishing village, 16 miles south of Aberdeen, is one of the most unique Hogmanay festiv ...
|Online Games |
| Hi all,|
As it is nearly Christmas here are a couple of online
games that you may fancy playing if you get bored:
|Gammon, Mince Pies and Xmas Pudding |
| I think I'm going to be eating this combination for the next week...or two! ](*,) :( |
Mybe we should have a Xmas leftovers swop club? 8-[ ...
|Congratulations Ronnie |
| Just thought I would share with you all, the wonderful news that my good friend Ronnie Thomson is getting married on 12th January 07, in Larnaca.
Ronnie has been a valued member and forum sponser, of this board for quite ... |
|To all us ladies for 2007! |
| This is a toast to all us beautiful ladies for 2007!!! |
For the men who are fortunate to have us,
For the losers who had us and lost us,
And for the VERY lucky b@stards who will still meet us
|Jam House |
| Met up with Yvette , Friday night....we went to the Jam House in Birmingham A soul night had a great time suffering now tho :D Dawn ... |
|Back at work today? |
| Hi all,
Hope you have all had a good Christmas - are most people
back at work today or still off till after the New Year?
Me - well i'm trying to sort my office out and get it painted
ready for a new year but... a "q ... |
|SANTA JOKE |
| WHAT TYPE OF MOBILE TELEPHONE DOES SANTA USE?|
PAY - AS - YOU GO HO! HO!
| Is anyone gonna watch this year..It's just starting.
I think Simon has the best group this year, Suprise, suprise.
Motown tonight, my kind of music.
Ruth ... |
|Please ignore this thread |
Just wondered how many couldn't resist taking a peek :lol:
I think it's a bit like when you see a Wet Paint sign and then stick
your finger on the paint just to check :lol:
Am thinking of changing some lin ... |
|Air Tax Up |
| Hi all,
You may have heard by now that air tax is to double from £5 to £10 :(
Fuel duty also up from midnight tonight.
To top it all off it is still windy and raining here after 6 days :cry:
Steve ... |
|Golf & Funerals |
| A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off ... |
|Something to look forward to .......... |
| Celebrity Big Brother is on again in the new year :lol: :lol: :lol: ... |
| For those of you on myspace there's a new ex-pats in Cyprus board started up http://groups.myspace.com/LivingCyprus It's pretty new so bear with it........ ... |
| Christmas has become all about presents, eating delicious food and wild partying. Not only has the true religious meaning of Christmas been overshadowed by other commercial festivities, but certain tales that form an intrins ... |
|Ronnie O'Sullivan |
| Hi all,|
How many of us would love to be able to do this at work????
Ronnie Walks Out During Match
Stephen Hendry revealed Ronnie O'Sullivan had told him he was "fed up" as 'The Rocket' staged his sensatio ...
|Some Christmas Fun |
| http://www.elfyourself.com/ It kept me amused for a few hours :wink: ... |
|A Christmas Story |
| Christmas Story for people having a bad day.......
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.
Then ... |
|The Weather |
Ok I know we like to moan about the weather from time to time
so here's my moan - it's been wet and very windy here since
Thursday of last week and it's doing my head in :shock:
As I write this in my office the ... |
|Nicknames - cruel or otherwise |
| Hi everyone,
The post about pregnant or stupid started me thinking about nicknames and I thought it might lead to a few laughs.My old profession had a wicked sense of humour.Here's a few to start off -:
A y ... |
|Christmas Cake Recipe |
| You will need the following:
1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large brown eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
juice of 1/2 a lemon
mixed nuts1 bottle of whiskey
Sample the whiskey ... |
|Worst/Strangest Christmas Present? |
| Come on then - over the years you must have had some
strange Christmas presents - let's hear your worst/strangest
Steve ... |
|Politically Correct Santa |
| This would be quite funny if it wasn't quite scarily true... :(
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elv ... |
|UK Road Charging |
| For those interested there is an online petition against the introduction of road charging at http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/traveltax/.
Phil ... |
|I'm a celebrity - get me out of here. |
| Hi everyone,
Well,here we go again.Too early for opinions as the "cast" are settling in the best way they know how!
Initial reaction is that the "luvvies" wont last long and Jan Leeming went ... |
|Pregnant or stupid? |
| A young South African was on Monday fined by a local court for playing hooky from work and trying to cover it with a fake gynaecologist's certificate attesting he was pregnant and needed a week off.
A magistrate's court i ... |
|bars in batley. |
| Hi kenny d. here,
theres also another club/type pub, accross the road from the frontier bar in batley thats still going today,its called ledgends.and there is some good turns on there usually they are the look a like or sou ... |
|Yorkshire Folk |
| Hi all,
Are there any yorkshire folk out here.
Do you get the micky taken out of your accent.
Or have you now got the southern twang! ... |
|Michelle updating you all |
| Hi to all of you.
Thought i'd update you all on our progress now we are back thankyou to all of you for your posts and emails.
Now so far so good the boys are back at school with mates at night time so they are doing f ... |
|Blair Hitler? |
| I was deeply shocked to find that only 8 decent-minded UK citizens complained to the advertising watchdogs over this appalling treatment of the dearly beloved PM. |
Of course, not many would have seen it, being in "The ...