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|A perfectly good explaination |
| A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset.
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me-a
faithful wife, th ... |
|Dark and Stormy Night |
| They were alone together in the House. |
Just the two of them.
It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly
each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.
She looked acr ...
|affect or effect |
| I know this is probably a daft question but it has bugged me for ages.
How do I know when to use either 'effect' or 'affect'?
I have read the thesaurus and still can't get it straight in my simple mind. :?
This que ... |
|Strange things you see... |
Well here's one straight from the "strange things you see" book :shock:
This morning whilst on my way to get the paper I noticed a van
pass me with a flat open back. In the back was what looked like
a collie ti ... |
|John's in Town |
| John is off on his own, and I'm WORKING!!! and feeling lonely, but he has to take care of business, so I will have to put up and shut up. He is staying at the Kouzalis Hotel, says it's a bit 'stiff' and the bed is hard, he h ... |
|New Airline from Yorkshire |
| This will bring a smile to tha face.
Graham ... |
| Click on the link and if anybody knows how they did it please feel free tp post reply :? :?
Graham ... |
|Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense |
| Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long a ... |
| Build up to Xmas folks so enjoy this...
Graham ... |
|Unfortunate Accident |
| Subject: Justifiable homicide
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it
becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of
housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try ... |
| Prime Minister Tony Blair was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the Prime Minister if he would like to ... |
|Anyone who has my phone number |
| Hi All,
For all those who have my Cyprus mobile number, I left my phone in a rented car at Luton Airport last night, the rental firm have yet to confirm it, but I will be "out of touch" for a few days until I get a replac ... |
|Anyone watch The Contender? |
| Hi all,
Has anyone been watching the present series of The Contender?
There has been some pretty decent fights on recently and tonights
fight should be good!
Steve ... |
| A couple were at a golfing resort for their vacation. They were playing a golf when the husband accidentally hits the golf ball to far and it smashes into a window. The couple go to the house and look around and they see a l ... |
| Stavros went up to heaven and at the pearly gates he was asked by St Peter what do u want?Stavros replies i am looking for Jesus to which St Peter shouts Jesus your taxis here. ... |
|Strange thing about Prince Charles? |
| Interesting Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.
4. Pope Died
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned s ... |
|Lawyer Story... |
| BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR,
Charlotte, North Carolina . USA ..
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.
Within a month, having smoked ... |
|Pensioners behaving badly |
| It seems it is not only the younger generation behaving badly (sometimes) when they travel. Their grandads and grandmas can also get up to no good (in Australia at least) :shock:
Caravaning vocation anyone? :)
|New Build Ark 2006BC -versus- 2006AD |
| In the year 2006, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in
England, and said: "Once again, the earth has become wicked and
over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.
Build another Ark and save two o ... |
|Funny Puns |
| 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
|Why I fired my Secretary........... |
| Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well when i woke up.
I went down stairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant to me and wish me Happy Birthday and maybe even have a present for me.
As it hap ... |
|Fairy Tales |
| "If only fairy tales came true" |
:oops: sorry if it offends anyone :oops:
|Off in the morning |
| Vas and I are off the Cyprus in the morning and I am just so excited. Mind you its 11.50pm and we still haven't packed.
Will catch up when I am there.
Buddy :D ... |
|Delia v Real women like me :) |
| Delia's Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips.
The Real Woman's Way ... |
|ALZHEIMERS EYE TEST TRY IT |
| TRY THIS
ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST
Count every "F" in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
| A wife goes away for a few days and tells her husband to look after her precious Tiddles and keep him safe until her return.
On the first night she rings home" Hello Jack, how is Tiddles?"
Jack replies "Oh he's fine, he ... |
|One for the Ladies |
| For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a ... |
|Another count down |
| Hi Welshgirl,
I went into Thompson shop here in Cardiff and they offered me it. ... |
|WWW.What .com? |
| Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's
world you need a domain name.
It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as others see it and not just as you think it looks.
Failure to do ... |
|A guide to driving in Cyprus |
| A Guide To Driving In Cyprus !
1. Indicators will give away your next move. A confident Cypriot driver avoids using them.
2. Under no circumstance should you maintain a safe distance between you and the car in fr ... |
|Yet more immigrants! |
| I think a lot of you will know where these people are coming from - or should that be "going to"? :wink:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=/opinion/2006/08/28/do2802.xml&sSheet=/opinion/2006/08/28 ... |
|The bath test |
| During a visit to the institution, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bath, then we offer a tea ... |
|Water Bills! |
| Are your water bills on the high side? Best check this out - it may save you money! :wink:
http://pagentsprogress.com/?p=281 ... |
|Back to the real world |
| You saw 'happy men' - now reality:|
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard ...
|Happy men |
| Thanks for that. It made me laugh and i'm a woman!
Carol ... |
|Good Game,Good Game |
| Click the link have fun.
Graham ... |
|Big Brother 2006 |
| Just to let you all know that Big Brother starts again next Thursday.
Ruth and all members who enjoyed it last year here we go again ! ... |
|Smart Right Foot |
| How Smart is Your Right Foot?
This is so wierd that it will boggle your mind. And you will
try at least 20 times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your righ ... |
|Just Got Back |
| Hi all,
Just got back to the UK - and one hour later it was raining :(
No delays coming back - other than the usual fiasco at check-in!
Have really had a great five weeks and it was good to meet up with
a few mem ... |
|The answers are obvious, aren't they? |
| Someone gave me a copy at weekend don't know if you've seen it?|
1) How long did the the Hundred Years war last?
2) What was King George VI's first name?
3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the ...
|No Sooner... |
| No sooner had I managed to keep a nice little routine going in keeping up with all the new posts every day and I am going to be setting off for a week to Portugal, oh what hardship :wink:
Both myself and my wife decided ... |
|I'm such a fool |
| Guess what?
I went out today with my prescription sun glasses on, when I needed to change them to my normal ones I looked in my bag, got out my glasses case and it was empty. Ah! I thought, must have just picked up the c ... |
|Spooky or what? |
| This is quite good,
Roy ... |
|TOPLESS car wash!!! |
| I wonder how much they made? :-))
:lol: ... |
|A Happy ending ..... |
| so can we name the doc who wont entertain the e111/ehic ... |
|Washing (whites) |
| How do you get the whites to stay white is it something in the water?
All my lovely white towels and bed linen dont look so white now, I have boil washed added tablets to the wash,that my neighbour suggested, its not ju ... |
|Missing you already........ |
| To all my friends in Cyprus-
Well the washings all done- there's a pile of ironing to do but i'm sat here thinking of all my friends in Cyprus.
Won't mention any names just incase i inadvertently leave anyone out but you a ... |
|Happy Birthday to Greeny! |
| HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANE |
Have a great day
Love Angie & Barry xx ...
|Greetings from sunny Kapparis part 2 !!! |
| Hi Folks
Having a fab holiday and have only been bitten once this time :lol: :lol:
Weather as expected is brilliant.
Not seen many Cyprus Eastern t shirts at all- where are you folks ? !!
Kapparis is very busy as is ... |
|Show me Cyprus |
| Hi All,
Not sure if this link has been posted before: It's a fun site to play with you can zoom right in on your property.
I think the shots were taken 3-4 years ago.
Ruth ... |