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Advice

I need your advice I have just been offered 8 venison legs for 40 is that two deer ? ...



Feb 14th!

To all you luvvies out there!
...

A valentines Thought.............for dog lovers.

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave ...

It's Snowing

As much as I would rather be in Cyprus and to be sunbathing in Feb........... :) you can't beat a bit of snow with a really excited 7 year old daughter !! (and a 41 year old husband whos planning not to go to work tomorrow ...

joke

What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. ' ' ...

So Excited

So excited as our son arrives today. His coming for 1 week with new girlfriend. Can't wait til this afternoon. Sue ...

Love Story....

Love Story > > I will seek and find you. > I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. > > I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. > > I will make you beg for ...

is it love?

After 10 years of being ripped off on valentines night out, :( I told hubby he could go watch RUGBY, I would follow later for a burger. Hubby very happy with this. :lol: :lol: Bless me. :wink: Leoni ...





just for laughs

*NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Mil ...

Thanx for the kind thoughts

Tina, when did all this happen? Get well soon, and as said above, lay off the "Lemon Panties" whilst showering...use soap and water like everybody else :lol: Chris ...

Can you remember this.

Buttered Brazils.........MMMMmmmm!! Chris ...

"Friends Poem" for men

Friendship None of that Sissy Rubbish Are you getting tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak o ...

Bring Back Road Warrior!

I posted to 'THE Thread' on Friday night but was fully expecting it to be pulled for review by Steve. I guessed it would be reviewed and re-instated if it was a genuine complaint. Not sure why RW wasn't half expecting it ...

You will be missed

Tash wrote:I must admit I had expected more replies to this thread, it has had over 500 views.
:oops: That's because I've only just found it...eeek!
Yes, yes, yes.....I agree with all the above posts and mo ...

Message for Jacs

Hi Jacs
Problems with my email still. Just tried to send you one, but it bounced back. Can you let me know if you received it?
Thanks, Lindy ...



Drawf

Might get away with this. A drawf walks in to a strip club and walks up to this tall leggy stripper, looks up to her and says! Can i smell your fanny, NO she replied in anger. He replies, It must be your feet ...

Heathrow Cyprus airways

Bad news for anyone flying to and from Larnaca to Heathrow today. The Cyprus airways flight that landed at 0830 came of the taxiway in heavy snow and is at present being dug out. No flights from Terminal 5 at present review ...

The Ostrich

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, 'A Hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' sa ...

It's late and I'm not happy

Just flown back from Frankfurt to Bristol. I was on the 2nd to last plane in before the diversions started. I rang my wife who was snowbound in the Blackdowns so no lift home. Some generous soul heard my phone call and told ...

It's all true........ The Facts

Here, here! :roll: Chris ...

Dubai expats give new meaning to long stay carpark.

Maybe not so many tourists going to Dubai this year either! As well as luxury cars being left at the airport with keys in along with used to the limit credit cards. http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/ ...

Can You beat level 4

www.freeonlinegames.co.uk/game/243/Apple_Shooter/ Warning - this game may be too gory for some :shock: ...



And Then The Fight Started....................

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... So, I took her to a gas station..... And then the fight started.... **** My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Milli ...

Moving On

Well I got a bit emotional last week, the new owner of our apartment phoned to ask if the agent (Island Homes) can take people up to view for renting long term.
I could,nt think at first , what was he on about :? T

And the moral of the story is...............

Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stand ...

Doctors tales......

1. A man dashes into the A&E dept. and yells . . . 'My wife's going to have her baby in the taxi'. I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the taxi, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly aft ...

The Real Story Behind the CY Plane Which Skidded.....

STOP PRESS :
Apparently, the female pilot was trying to get to the runway first, she overtook a BA plane, hung a left then undertook a Quantas jumbo and ran a red light, she was sending a text message and had just star ...

CSA Forms

The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms. 1. Regarding the identity of the f ...

Winter Sun-Bathing

Hi,
From our last few visits to Cyprus during the Jan - Mar period we have noticed that finding shelter from the cooling onshore breeze on the East Coast beaches is quite difficult.
However, without wanting to so ...



Last of the Mohicans

Just watched this...AGAIN!...on Dubai 1. Absolutely awesome film and in my top 5 of all time. The fight at the end where Chingachgook disposes of Magua with that gunstock club is superb. Apparently that weapon has a bl ...

annagrams?

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you r ...

Lurvly weather today.

Superb weather here today! Been sunbathing...speedo's on..scared a few folk...never mind.! Could'nt be better for Feb...It's snowing in Blighty! Bet ya'll had the barby's out..? Keo...? Vino...? Music on...? Yes that's ...

A clever Mum!!

Don't Lie To Your Mum!
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate Julie was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John a ...

How Fast Are You.............

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf ...

If you ever doubted your decision to leave Britain.....

Kwacka wrote: Hattie wrote:My view on (proven without doubt) rapists will never change ........................they should be hanged
No longer proven without doubt, Hattie, like another group (paedophiles) who were th ...

Bad parenting?

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Not to be repeated FREE offer

Yes You red correctly....................................... I am prepared to teach all the good people of Cyprus How to park a car, using just one parking bay instead of 3 I Love Cyprus :lol: :lol: :lol: ...

views on ageing

The only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about ageing that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're nev ...

Parking Fine In The UK

Just Had a 50 Parking Fine !! Yes we did Pay and Display .....So why the fine We were slightly over the parking lines !! We have a Merc , so not a small car , and to be honest if youve paid you dont always look to s ...

At last I've found a way to get out of shopping!!!!

I'm going to try some of these but have to say that no. 8 is just too gross!! I would have deleted it but couldn't think of anything to put in its place.
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husb ...

Disgracing the Family.....

A young Italian girl was going on a date. Her Nonna said: "Sita here ana letame tella you about this-a younga boy. He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat, but don't let him do dat. He's agonna try a ...

Anyone watch the inauguration??

Road Warrior wrote:Graham, I do sympathise with where you are coming from but, we in Britain now live in a society where, it's is reported for days on end in the so called "press" when a "celebrity" breaks a nail. We have ...

Pedigree Chum Facing The Credit Crunch

Apparently the well known dog food company are the latest victims of the credit crunch.
A company spokesperson allegedly said today :
"Things are really bad and we have been forced to call in the retrievers".... ...

best exchange rate

Hi can any one tell me the best exchange rate in and around Ayia Napa, is the hut still open. Dave ...

Yes It's Raining!

Absolutely hammering down here in Ag .Thekla! Garden totally flooded! Wonder what It's like on 1st April Street....? Not good I bet.....! Allan ...

Insufficient Funds!!

Jinty wrote:Quote:"Insufficient Funds"...
Quite a civil message compared to the Co-op in Paralimni, Dve.
As I had to go back to the UK for a month Hubby was forced to learn how to use an ATM in his not inconside ...

Anyone Fancy a Dip?

British shipwreck holds 2.6 billion treasure explorers claim ,
Salvagers claim to have found the world's richest wreck a British ship sunk by a Nazi submarine while laden with a 2.6 billion cargo that included go ...

joke 2

there is a packed plane flying over the ocean when suddenly the captain comes on the loudspeaker and informs everyone that the plane will crash shortly and he can do nothing about it.everyone one the plane goes into hysteric ...

joke

a young son comes in and asks his dad what the difference between theoretically and realistically is.his father then says "well son,go and ask your mother if she would sleep with the milkman for 10,000." the son does and r ...

Tony Hart

Hi, Just in case any of Tony's fans are wondering about his funeral, it's been pencilled in for Thursday...! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ...


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