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|I Was Wrong Again |
| The headline on the "news" index of the Cyprus Mail internet edition reads......|
Christofias well prepared for talks on property
Hooray me thinks. The President is going to tackle Title Deeds.
Wrong. W ...
| This might cheer you up (or not).
A welsh man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.
After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him ... |
|Age and Experience |
| STUD ROOSTER
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud
rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster
and says, OK old fart, time for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies ... |
|Beer Tax by Prof.David R.Kamerschen Ph.D. |
| Now here's an interesting insight into how we pay
> Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the
bill for all ten comes to £100. If they paid their bill the
way we pay our taxes, it would go som ... |
|Pussycat Dolls |
| DON'T cha wish you caught a glimpse of the Pussycat Dolls when they were in South Kirkby last week?|
The American pop girl group were rehearsing for their Doll Domination UK tour at Litestructure’s purpose-built arena ...
|The Ostrich |
| A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to
the ostrich, 'What's yours?'
'I ... |
|Meerkat, new or second hand.......for the lady in your life. |
| Stuck for a gift for Valentine's day, look no further, buy a Meerkat, for the woman in your life, new or second hand, male or female, compare the options here.......................be the envy of your friends................ ... |
|Happy Birthday Cyprus Eastern Owners & Buyers! |
| Hi all,
Well today is the official birthday of the forum - 5yrs old today!
Just wanted to thank all members for your contributions and participation
on the forum over that time! I hope that you have found the forum us ... |
|Quiz nuts -help |
| Bit of a long shot but since pink is a 'girly' colour how about "Girls about town"??
Still working on the one with the grey screen.
Clive ... |
|Virus warning! |
| Just wanted to send you this Warning so you can be on the Lookout ! |
There's absolutely no cause for Alarm.
This is just to prepare you for the Event.
I thought you would want to know about this e-mail vi ...
|What's your favourite............? |
| What is your favourite tv comedy clip of all time?
Here are 2 of mine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHnBppccI0o ... |
|moving back to the uk !!! |
I have looked on this forum and some others and it seams a lot of people are selling up, is there something we do not know about.
Dave ... |
| I'm sure this will cause some heated debate - probably more than was allowed in the House yesterday!
But for those of us against the expansion of Heathrow, here is a chance to sign the petition
http://www.stopheathrowexp ... |
|Chris Evans pulls over police car... |
| In the news today...Quote:Radio presenter Chris Evans pulled over a police car on his way home from work, he said.|
The Radio 2 disc jockey, who was driving behind a marked police car, noticed its blue lights were flash ...
|Warning Creepy Spider! |
| Just pasted this off the CL Forum its very alive!!
It follows your mouse around and you can drag it around by the legs. You can also feed it!
Ok, I know, I have nothing to do this morning :oops:
http://www.onemo ... |
|A word to Obama |
Ok not Cyprus related but with less than a week to the inauguration of
the new US President if you had the chance what sensible suggestions/advice
would you have for the new man at the top of US poli ...
| Two Mexicans are stuck in the middle of the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to giving up and just lying down, waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden
. . . . .
"Hey Pepe, ... |
|Reasons to be cheerful |
| It's January, it's cold (relatively)!
The pound has nosedived, as have interest rates, meaning retiree's incomes have, effectively, almost halved in value in the past year!
We live in houses which, apparently, we don't own ... |
|1911 Census |
| For those who dont know what it is its the 1911 census online so you can research your ancestors.
Ive just found my nan & grandad!
too much time on my hands!!! ... |
|Puzzling questions |
| Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say ... |
|Cyprus and the EU |
I know that it's purely hypothetical and that good old hind sight is a wonderful thing; but where would Cyprus, and more importantly its Tourism Industry, be now if it hadn't followed the route to full EU membership?
|The Nightie |
| Subject: THE NIGHTIE
> A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to buy a sheer
> negligee for his wife for Christmas. He is shown several
> possibilities that range from $250 to $500 -- the more
> sh ... |
|Marks & Spencer merge with Poundstretcher! |
| ... |
|5th Birthday Party Tickets |
How very dare you !!
At my age (and figure) I wouldn't get much business would I??!!
So, is there anybody out there want to buy tickets for the party.
Carol ... |
|Virus Downloaded From Eastern Cyprus Forum |
| I believe I have inadvertently downloaded a virus from our website, this virus manifests itself in runny nose, sore throat, sore head, sore hair, sore teeth, sore everything.|
I believe this is down to infected posters, ...
|The biggest ever Cyprus lotto |
| Huge rush for the biggest ever Cyprus lotto|
By ANDY IOANNOU 02.JAN.09
A record windfall of €12m is up for grabs on Saturdays Joker lotto Jackpot, sparking lotto fever across Cyprus.
It is the biggest eve ...
|International League of Pedants |
| Message for Mark, Charnwood Fox..........................
Thanks you very much for my International League of Pedants sticker.
Does that mean I am a member now?
Just can't think where to display it though.
Nigel ... |
|Flu Type Bug |
| Hi all,
Believe there is a flu type bug going around - i've had it since Friday and
there was quite a few people in the Chemist on Sunday getting medication
Never had one like this though so any recommendatio ... |
|Request For Goodwill |
Many of you may have seen the Help for Heroes Banner on the forum, and many may have been generous with their donations, but this request is slightly different.
Holidays for Heroes is a small non-charitable ...
|Easy Money |
Sir Stelios has now entered the Money Exchange business. Minimum transaction is £200 with a maximum of £2500
|New Rental Web site Offer |
Dare say that others have probably had the same email, but I just thought that I'd pass on the Info just in case you haven't.
This Company are currently offering all new advertisers a year's wort ... |
|Peace of Mind |
Found this gadget in the supplement of The Sunday Times.
The spy who texed me
Is your home safe while you’re on holiday? Katrina Burroughs tests a new security camera that sends live updates to your m ...
|Compare your Bargains |
Not wanting to gloat over some people's hard times. But this Credit Crunch business is proving to be quite Fruitfull.
What's the best Bargain's that you've got in the last couple of months..?
1. Extra Long Leat ... |
|Mr and Mrs Snowman got mugged! |
| ... |
|Just one of those mornings........ |
| Had to queue fifty mins in the butchers for the turkey that I had already ordered and paid deposit on.....
Got home and found the (small)bird was too big for my roasting tin....
Went out to get gas bottle and they were wai ... |
|Over 50? Its all true |
| Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 & then 70 and heading towards 80!|
01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
03. No one expe ...
|British couple light up Kiti |
| British couple light up Kiti |
By Alexia Saoulli
PEOPLE who have been complaining that it ‘doesn’t feel like Christmas this year’ obviously do not live in Kiti.
For the fifth year running, residents of the L ...
|Hi all on C. E. Forum |
| Hi all on C.E.F.,
I'd like to wish you all a very healthy, peaceful, joyous, & happy
Christmas & all the very best for 2009.
When I was in Cyprus for six weeks in oct/nov it was great to meet
with ... |
|Think of our Soldiers |
| Have a Merry Christmas but think of our soldiers on operations!
A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I ga ... |
| did you know that when your gas bottle runs out on your fire there is still may be 2/3 weeks left in there to run your cooker try it and see save money...... happy days lets beat the euro :twisted: ... |
|Stuck for Xmas prezzies?? |
| if you are stuck for prezzies for Christmas NASA are selling off 3 Space Shuttles!! ... |
|Private Rentals |
Having been advertising on a private rentals web site for several years, we were left wondering what marketing the sites owners were going to be doing to help owners to get through the down turn.
The replie ...
|'You couldn't make it up' - pt 1767 |
| Mice suspected in deadly cat fire |
Mice may be responsible for a blaze that killed nearly 100 cats at an animal shelter near the Canadian city of Toronto, officials say.
The fire at the humane society shelter in ...
|Central Heating |
| Why is it that The Central Heating packs up when you most need it Grrr
Sitting here waiting for the engineer to come ....seems forever
We pay insurance , so at least we wont be hit with a huge bill this time of year
ps ... |
|Just think about it lads |
| Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer.
Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Chris says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife.
She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.'
To ... |
|Ferrari F1 Pit Crew |
| "The Ferrari formula 1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from Liverpool.
The deci ... |
|Want a ride...? |
| A young blond Portsmouth girl, down on her luck, decided to end it all one night by casting herself into the cold, dark waters off Gun Wharf Quay. As she stood on the edge, pondering the infinite, a young sailor noticed her ... |
|Apply here! |
| A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that,
they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assu ... |
|My hubbys going to be on TV |
| Exciting news, Vas is going to be on tv tomorrow. Its a cypriot channel Plus tv the show starts at 11.15am, we think, a wellbeing show. He is talking about Tai Chi health benefits for headaches and migraines. It is in greek ... |
|BBC Sports Personality of the Year |
| Congratulations to the "real McHoy" and what an end to the the best ever year for British cycling........................... |