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I'm Home

Hi all Just to let you know I got back home to Cyprus last night after 5 weeks in the freezing cold UK. Mum suffered another heart attack, major, two weeks ago where we nearly lost her but a miricle happened and she pulled ...



Is this the Perfect Woman?

Some Cypriots may think so.........
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1093634/Love-machine-Computer-geek-busy-romance-builds-perfect-girlfriend.html
Chris ...

Wonder if this island was Cyprus

A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he ...

Any blondes out there.

The Blonde Handywoman A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a 'Handywoman' and started canvassing the neighbourhoods. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the own ...

One for the Jocks

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. He bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando , thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On ...

Good Advice, Don't mess with mature Ladies!!

A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Traffic Cop: Can I see your li ...

The three Dolls

The three Dolls in a man's life are: 1........His Daughter, 'Baby doll' 2.........His Girlfriend, 'Barbie doll' Wait for it 3.....His Wife, 'Panadol' Go on girls ...

This Guy Makes A Good Point

The Urine test THIS GUY MAKES A GOOD POINT This was written by a rig worker in North Sea - he makes a lot of sense! I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order ...





Still in UK

Hi all, I'm still in freezing UK. Unfortunately mum had another heart attack monday so I have cancelled my flight home which was for Saturday. Missing my man and Cyprus. Have lost the piggy backing internet from my mums s ...

Tracking Santa

Track Santa as he delivers all the pressies to all the boys and girls who have been good this year, its for the kids too.......lol :)
www.noradsanta.org/en/home.html
Merry Christmas to all members........Maggie ...

IT'S SNOWING ARGH!!

Hi there Got up at 6 - no frost on cars. Just looked out window and it's started to snow - lying :snow: Central Scotland :freeze: May ...

For The Lads

The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear ' the rules ' >From the fem ...

Made me lauugh anyway

One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you arethe guv---" But God interrupts, "Ah, ...

A question for you stargazers.

Just wondering if anyone would know the answer to this. I look out of the kitchen balcony about 11pm onwads and there is a very large star or possibly planet to my right. I'm trying to work out what it is. At first I ...

PMS explained!!!

Hormone Guide 13 Things PMS Stands For 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. ...



Poll finds many may retire abroad

By STAFF REPORTER 04.DEC.08 Over a third of Britons questioned in a poll have said they would consider retiring abroad because of the weather and rising costs, reports BBC News. Of those questioned in the YouGov poll for ...

Merry Christmas to you all

Hi Every one, I would like to take this opportunity to say a merry Christmas and a happy new-year to you all. Dave & Julia Kapparis/ Newcastle the toon :snow: ...

We had to giggle

Hubby recently become a pensioner & as yet, not had any state pension payments. While checking the bank account today he noticed an amount of just over €11 with a DWP reference. We opted for the "every 13 weeks" op ...

Frank Feldman

Bloke walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.' Passenger: 'Who?' Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did e ...

Agia Thekla Market

The market today was buzzing, lots of stalls, lots of customers, beautiful weather and................................some of the nicest Christmas Pies I have ever tasted........................... :D ...

More Discounts

Hi Folks,
Ever the one to want to save a few bob, here are some more store discount vouchers that are available in the UK. Some are also available on mail order.
Discount vouchers and codes for early Christmas ...

Back now

Quote:Will also be playing "so here it is Merry Christmas everybody's having fun"
and "do they know it's Christmas" in the background - just in case you
haven't heard them whilst out shopping
Get your ...



One to watch out for

Hi, Anyone who maybe going to exchange money in the UK, any currency, should watch out for this one. A reletive, who is off to Spain for Christmas, went into a Thomson Travel Agents today to buy some Euros. She as ...

Cyta's 'New Rules'

Still waiting. Went to Paralimni office and made application. Given reference #1. Telephoned Cyta to try to push them along and was told that 'licenses' had been given by water & electricity boards for road to be d ...

lol upside down xmas tree

Have you seen the new upside down xmas tree lol in john lewis crazy Jane ...

Hotukdeals (UK)

Just saw on Hotukdeals Baileys now £8 per litre (Limited offer) in Tesco.Its worth checking the cheap deals site www.hotukdeals.com at the moment on a daily basis as some of the deals are very good. ...

used car warranty

I have read about the lack of warranty on used cars in Cyprus, but I have heard that there is going to be warranty scheme introduced very soon. :D ...

Long life

Two Devon boys were looking around their local cemetary, when one said, Hey boy, there's a bloke here died when he was 182. Blimey 182... what's his name? Miles from London. :P Paul. (Well I liked it). ...

Cash Rebate Sites (UK)

Another timely reminder, it really is worth checking the cashback sites like quidco and topcashback etc when ordering from the internet,this year my wife and I will have had over £500 back in cash rebates for just joining/bu ...



Christmas Shopping Bargains (UK)

Hi,
Marks and Spencers M&S only made £1.13 billion before TAX last year, and this years figures are expected to be as low as £650 million. Poor darlings, don't know how they'll survive on ony 650 mill...
...

Predictions

Thought I'd just see how this thread might go down (Steve you might want to move it to somewhere else!) Ok. my prediction at this minute is that it is soon going to rain in Paralimni/Kapparis area. This is based on two fa ...

Credit crunch hits the East

Breaking News
In the last few hours it has been confirmed that the Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and the Bonsai Bank is being forced to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday it was announce ...

out of action

hiya, just to let you all know, that i will be out of action for a while, i ate a daffidol bulb, thinking that it was an onion, so i have to go into hospital for an operation. the doctors told me that i should ...

Hi from cold UK

Hi all, Managed to get onto internet at mums, using the piggy method, lol. Taking ages to catch up on all thats been going on. Mum doing well. Waiting for her to have an angiagram and possible stent now. Spend all day wi ...

Hong Kong any tips do and donts ?

Has any one been to hong kong :D im thinking of going next sep for few weeks any tips help etc be good :wink: Jane ...

Time!!

Just sitting here when I realize that at this time last year I was sitting at the prom in Larnaca having a medicinal bevvy or two before heading to the airport!! Ah well....... there's always tomorrow...... ...





Doh!!!!

Just reading the news and this popped up!
Glamour Model Needs Sex Education :lippy:
I'm a celebrity (is she???) contestant Nicola McLean was presented with a crocodile's p---s and testicles. (I wasn't allo ...

Irritating expressions

Researchers at Oxford University have compiled a list of the 10 most irritating expressions/grammatical errors in daily use; - At the end of the day - Fairly unique - I personally - At this moment in time - With all d ...

I Love a Good Storm

Especially when there not forecast. Whats a decent Cyprus weather site? ...

Sixty can be Nifty!!

Knowing how many witty people there are on the Forum, I need some ideas to put on a banner for someones 60th Birthday next month. She wants no fuss, but we have other ideas...... :lol: Obviously the topic heading is a no ...

Calulators ready

Unless you want to do it on paper. Multiply 111,111,111 by 111,111,111. Lynne :cold: ...

Tips for sleeping

Anyone got any good tips for sleeping its one of those nights where iv been to bed couldnt sleep ,so im sitting here watching 2 fat ladies on tv with pc on my lap ....Hubby's snoring his head off ...

Exodus movie with Paul Newman.

I managed to get a copy of Exodus, a film made in 1960 staring Paul Newman, loosly based on the Isralie repatreation of jews back to Palestine from Europe after the war and ultimatly the forming of the state of Israel around ...

Off for a While

Hi all, I won't be on line for a while. Am flying to UK tonight as my mum has been taken into hospital and is not good. Will try and find a way to see whats going on. Off to the freezing cold, brrrr. Sue ...

Police Pet Hate

Areas targeted are problem areas....end of. Traffic police regularly park up near our junction on the by-pass and do what they are paid to do......target speeders! They have no way of knowing if an oncoming vehicle is be ...

joey calzaghe/roy jones fight

can any members help.does anyone kno of any pubs etc in the east that is showing the calzaghe/jones fight tomorrow night,thanks. :?: ...

Bank Of England Cuts Rate by 1.5%

Hi All,
The Bank Of England slashes base rates by 1.5% to stimulate the economy.
Whilst it is probably good news will it have a negative effect on the exchange rate?
Cheers
Steve ...

your place in the sun

was cyprus your 1st point of looking or did you look and reject elsewhere 1st. thought lets look at spain 1st, seeing as so many buy there we thought maybye we are missing something and we may love the place so off we went ...

Well Done Obama!!

Well done Barack Obama!!!! :clap: :clap: A fantastic and historic victory with no doubt a difficult road ahead now! A defining moment for America and glimmer of hope for the future. Well done also to McCain a ve ...

Pocket Translater

Hello All Can anybody please advise me as to any shops that may sell Eng-Greek Translaters (pocket style), My Daughter is learning Greek and doing well but one of these would be great for her. I have looked around b ...


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