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|Male or Female? |
| Male or female?
You might not known this, but lot's of non -living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you
can see r ... |
|Catalogue House Cyprus (shopping) |
| Not sure where to put this, so I have put it here. :lol:
Found this while browsing, I know there are a few pregnant ladies on this forum, so looks Jo Jo Maman Bebe looks intersting, also you can order from Freemans catal ... |
|UK - Landline and Broadband Package |
| Hi all,
Got a letter from our Telephone provider today, Pipex, telling us about a new offer. Landline telephone & 8mb Broadband from £14.99 per-month. Not sure how good an offer that is, but sounded quite good to me ... |
| Oh so true......
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.
'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he sa ... |
|In the Boot, or on the Roof Rack...? |
| Hi all,|
Next time you're stood outside IKEA or B&Q scratching your head and racking your brain trying to work out how to get it all in the car so that you can ferry it home. Spare a thought for the poor sod that w ...
|Watch out Cyprus, here I come. |
| Sadly only for 9 days this time but better than nothing.
So two weeks today I will be there.
I'm sdecorating like mad at the moment before putting the house on the market so that I can move over permanently and need a ... |
|Up .. UP.. And.. AWAY |
| Hi to all
was last in Cyprus way back in April.. at last it is nearly time to fly out again. We are really looking forward to our two week break. Find the forum a mine of information. We fly out on the 24th.. wednesday even ... |
|Brits Return to Package Deals.. & Insurance Cover |
Just got an online quote fro PJ Hayman for Single Trip cover for 2 for 10 days in Europe and it came in at £29.00 all in, very reasonable. ... |
|XL AIRWAYS |
| :lol: :lol: Someone's going to get into big (XL) trouble when their other
half reads that :wink:
Steve ... |
|Countdown to.....? |
| It's broken!|
|Rules of Driving in Cyprus |
| The Rules of driving in Cyprus
If you must use indicators,never do so before performing a manoeuvre.
Predicting what the driver in front is going to do is a pleasant pastime for other drivers.
If you have ... |
|Keeping the wife happy!! |
| At the moment we have a kitchen/dining room.
My better half was moaning about me sitting and watching telly while she cooks the dinner and said she wasn't happy about it and wanted changes made!
So to keep her happy I ... |
|Capital Punishment - What do you think? |
| A murderer and serial rapist was deported back to Britain after his release from jail, even though he had spent almost all his life (since he was 2) in Australia. He committed 77 offences in Australia starting when he was st ... |
|HaHa, we have YOUR water |
| Want to know where your rainfall went??
http://www.rte.ie/news/2008/0818/floods.html ... |
|Another one for the ladies |
| It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to shout at them. Some are o ... |
|Cancer League of Friends |
| BOB & ROS are holding a charity fund raiser on
SATURDAY 20TH SEPTEMBER 10AM-2PM
to Help raise Money for The Cancer League of Friend ... |
|Reminder - only one week to go |
| to the annual "Talk Like A Pirate Day".|
From the British site (I couldn't find one for Cyprus - maybe next year?).
Pirate Party, anyone? (sorry, 'ye scurvy lubbers')
Quote:INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE D ...
|One for the Ladies |
| Anyone recognise this magnificent beast...?|
|Message for Dawnett |
| Hi Dawn & Dave
Lovely to see you both yesterday, you looked really well.
Thanks for dropping by. Hope my directions were ok lol :lol: :lol:
See you soon :D :D
Carol & Ade ... |
|Big Brother 08 |
| Now come on Carol!!!
We can't get bored with BB, we are the only two left in the country that watch it. :lol:
I hate Rex but want him to win because he has played 'the game' brilliantly!!
I must admit that there ... |
|ristic sos |
| message to richard/ristic have you renters in your apartment as ac units running 24/7 in bedroom to front :? Jane ... |
|Limassol wine festival. |
| We went to the wine festival on saturday evening, 5 euro entry, plastic bottle and glass 3 euros, the wine was flowing at 8pm, very busy and commercial, more food venderers that anything else,Eastern Europeans drinking from ... |
|2012 Olympics |
| Because the budget for the 2012 Olympics is expected to over run, England are proposing cheaper events. |
|flying out today yippy |
| :mad: flying out today yippy till 22nd leaving rain behind me :D Jane|
|'Welder put out of nut misery' |
| there's some strange folk about.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/6foz4r ... |
|HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAMPBELL |
| Happy 60th birthday Campbell, hope you're not to hung
over from last night :ill:
Tracey x ... |
|r.i.p rose |
| sudans famous goat "rose" has died just months after marrying charles tombe.
he was ordered by the courts to marry rose after he was caught having sex with her :lol:
not long after the wedding rose give birth to a bonny k ... |
|Back home and feeling very miserable!! |
| Hi all,|
Well the title says it all really. I've just got back to the UK after spending a month in Kapparis, and I am so fed up! It has done nothing but rain since we stepped off the plane on Saturday morning.
|pc brigade |
| :roll: ere we go again. it is not pc to say the man on the street nor manning a station we must now say "running the station". as for the man on the street :?:
racking my brains ( boy is that hard) to come up with som ... |
|Style of writing |
| Don't you agree that we all have very individual styles of writing ?
Take for example my children - they could all write an account of what they had done with their day , type it up on the computer and hand it me unsigned a ... |
|The Builders (A Poem) |
| The builders are back from vacation
With their hammers all shiny & bright
The cement lorries have been here since seven
But thats still the middle of the night!!!!
With a thump, a beep & a swooshing
the new co ... |
|Mrs Asks birthday ! |
| Its just dawning on me that not unusually while we are away it will be Mrs Ask's birthday!
This isn't normally a problem, with a card and a kiss she's happy enough being on holiday etc (you see, box clever, book holiday whe ... |
|Bah Humbug !! |
| Went into Debenhams in Uxbridge yesterday and they have two Christmas trees with lights set up, and a section selling Christmas stuff.
And we've not had our summer yet !!! ... |
| Just wanted to tell you all that me and Allan are celebrating our 10th wedding anniversary today. We have gone through sooo much in the past 10 years, we have laughed and cried. We have made many new friends but also lost so ... |
|Olympics, Team GB |
| Congratulations to team GB after our best Olympic Games ever. |
A special mention for our Cycling Team, who took on the best in the world and showed them how it's done.
Below, The Real McHoy.
|I'm sending some rainwater to you guys in Cyprus |
| Tropical Storm Fay has caused severe flooding in Brevard County in Florida where my home currently is. Over 666mm (26 inches) of rain in less than 2 days. I'm trying to figure out how to send some of it to Cyprus since I r ... |
|Glad to be back |
| Hi everyone after coming over in Feb we have been waiting for our fone line & Internet finally fitted today :D So I thought I'd pop in to the site & say hello to everyone again. I have really missed a regular chat bu ... |
|Merry Christmas |
| Just want to be the first to wish you all a Merry Christmas and all the best for 2009!! ... |
|WATER v. WINE |
| To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, sci ... |
|Drink/Driving joke |
| From the country where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from Carrick-on-Suir Ireland. |
Recently a routine Garda patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the Garda n ...
|Any Irish on Forum |
| Hello All,
Just wondering are there many Irish members on the forum living in
Paralimni & Kapparis areas.
All my friends over the years coming to Cyprus are English, Scottish,
Welsh & a few from mainland ... |
|Bad language!! |
| Went to get Chinese Takeaway last night, place was very busy, I put in my order and the Chinese guy shouted at me "FarQ,FarQ"
So I said "FarQ too" and walked out!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
I don't like bad language!! ... |
|Message for Balconia |
| Hi Carol
hope you had a lovely break it was smashing to meet you again,lucky night for you and us see you in July
Marion :D :D ... |
|What's under the bed |
| EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM . . . 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I' ... |
|Sexy neighbour!! |
| I went over to my neighbour's house and rang the bell, she opened the door in her nightie!!
Funny place to have a door!! ... |
|Isaac Hayes |
| MEMPHIS, Tenn. - Isaac Hayes, the pioneering singer, songwriter and musician whose relentless "Theme From Shaft" won Academy and Grammy awards, died Sunday afternoon, the Shelby County Sheriff's Office said. He was 65.
|Lip Service.......... |
| Lipstick in School
According to a news report, a certain private school in Sydney was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. ... |
|Two old ladies |
| Two little old ladies in church, one says to the other " I just did a silent fart but I may have had an accident, what should I do"?
her friend says "you can start by changing the batteries in your hearing aid". ... |
|Power of the media |
Although not looking through rose tinted glasses, two articles recentley have highlighted just how much of an influence the media plays in our lives.
The other week I read an article in the Daily Telegraph of ...
| Brother - in - law took the Pic's of these spiders today at our place. Have searched net and come back blank with any kind of name. Anybody got any ideas.|