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|dare i ask |
| :roll: whats happened to brian ... |
|what letter |
| only noticed one car on my last trip that had a learner plate on . that was L is that a cypriot one !!!!!!!!!! or is it an english one to warn english people :? ... |
| Thought some of these may come in handy, specially if you visit Paphos and encounter some of the Time Share types..................
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap!
2. I don't know what ... |
|The Test |
| This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By
giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional
situat ... |
|Corporate Advertising |
| Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms AND kept the same tagline...........
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peug ... |
|Oh................I've reached 100 |
| Oh, I've reached 100 posts, didnt realise I'd had so much to say :lol: :lol:
Perhaps we could have a 100 club.................?? :D :D ... |
| What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How abou ... |
|A good bit of business |
| When 20 years ago, British Gas was privatised it brought 7.7 billion into the British Government's coffers.
I would like to congratulate Centrica on the incredible efficiencies they have made in the industry, which allows ... |
|Happy Yorkshire Day |
| A very Happy Yorkshire Day to all Exiles
the Tetley's flowing, the rain's pouring....
And we have a new flag to celebrate.
Anyone homesick yet?
Jo Valentine ... |
|A new threat to Cyprus....................... |
| As the Summer days grow longer and hotter a new noise menace has appeared on our complex, a "Blot on the Landscape" for everyone who likes to lie by the pool with a book, listen to an MP3 player,or sit on your veranda,with s ... |
|Human Waste used in Farming |
I saw this :shock:
I am speechless and shocked.
Lynne ... |
|It's only a game....! |
| Have a go at this if you've got a spare 5 mins, although you'll probably end up spending far longer!!!|
Warning...it may drive you mad!
My best time so far is 15 seconds......must wake up a bit!!
|Cyprus on UK Telly BBC1 Wed 9pm |
From The Daily Telegraph TV Guide. A broadsheet newspaper, so its not lies...! :wink:
Cars, Cops and Criminals
It may come as no surprise that cars are being stolen to order for export abroad. Bu ...
|Mamma Mia |
| We've just returned from watching this movie. For anyone who hasn't seen it, then my advice to you is go on and treat yourself.
Movies like this are few and far between.
There's a link below to click onto for a prieview, w ... |
|It's now official. |
Men and women really do have different brains according to a study by Harvard academ ... |
|True Friendship |
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adYbFQFXG0U&feature=related ... |
|Easterncyprus .com draws 200,000 to Berlin?? |
| So 200,000 Berliners turned up yesterday evening for an event in a local park. So what drew all these hysterical masses.
A major pop concert.
Free handouts of bratwurst and German beer.
Ronaldo and Lampard signing u ... |
|COCAINE!! Lots of it!! |
| Court case started today of 3 men accused of smuggling €1.2 BILLION WORTH of cocaine into Ireland.
They were going along nicely, went 30 mile off shore, loaded up and refuelled for the trip back to shore in a RIB.
The ... |
|big peoples WORDS |
| A group of kindergart children were trying very hard to become accustomed |
to the first grade.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby
'You need to use 'Big Pe ...
|Brittania Nutters, Bacup - anything similar? |
| Journeyman, those photos are great but let's be fair, the participants can't be right in the head, can they? ... |
|Bitsa Songs Part7 |
| 1).....sounded sad upon the radio..................
2)......for the Aintree iron.........
3)......from the early early morning..........
4).....we will yell with all of our might.........
5)......I'm the one who ... |
|Tourism Figures |
Found these articles in this weekends Telegraph and online Cyprus Mail and it made me wonder if the Folk at The CTO show as much of an interest in the tourism product as those of us that love to visit, or live, on ...
|Battle at Kruger |
| Take a look at this amazing footage taken in the Kruger National Park, South Africa when a herd of unsuspecting buffalo wander into a pride of lions. Even the crocodile gets involved, but wait to see what happens next.
Incr ... |
|Credit crunch? What credit crunch! |
| http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7515105.stm ... |
|Overseas Property Article |
A very interesting article from Saturdays Daily Telegraph that some forum members might like to read, if you haven't already...
The holiday home is going places…
How will the credit crunch hit the ov ...
|None smoker |
| Hi everyone,
Let's see how many none smokers are on this site.
Put your name and lets see how we go.
Angela none smoker :lol: ... |
|Yippee! The construction begins! |
| Bet you'll already be in the shops, thinking 'I think I'll just buy this 'for the house', lol. |
Best wishes to you. I can't quite work out where in Frenaros you are.
Who is your developer, out of curiousity? ...
|Copping a wee feel! |
| There's an amusing letter in today's Daily Mail, although the writer (a woman) obviously wasn't amused.
Apparently, she and her partner drove down from Scotland to Stalybridge in Cheshire for an engagement party, for which ... |
|Craft moment |
| Just read this one in the paper last night. Its a new angle on the senior moment. Can't Remember A F****** Thing.
Made me laugh. :lol: :lol: ... |
|Meet Gus, the ugliest dog in the world! |
| For all you dog lovers............................
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1035286/Hes-named-ugliest-dog-world-battling-skin-cancer-Gus-shows-REAL-winner.html ... |
|Proof At Last!! |
| I've been arguing with my wife for years about this and now there's proof I was right all along................now it's official :lol: :lol:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1035731/Mens-brains-really-wire ... |
|APRIL FOOL |
| I like a laugh, got this today!!......|
This enables the buyer to put down 10% deposit and have nothing further to pay! until one month after completion when the mortgage will become due for payment.
Paphos is a ...
|A Greek and an Irishman |
| A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows.
The Irishman th ... |
|What Part Of Your Body Goes To Heaven First ? |
| The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning when she asked the question,
'When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?'
Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your han ... |
|Photo Album |
| I've just been looking through all the photos in the forum album and I have to say I'm completely stunned. The quality of many, if not most of them is first class, and very professionally done.
The ones taken of sights (or ... |
|Compulsive viewing!! |
| Speaking as someone who watches very little TV, I have to say that there are a couple of series that are outstanding and very watchable, and they are...................
Only Fools and Horses and The Royle Family, and the ... |
|Disorder in the American Courts |
| These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exch ... |
| It looks as though Banksy, the graffiti artist who for ten years has managed to evade capture, has been finally rumbled at last. He's been named as 34 year old Robin Gunningham, an ex public schoolboy.
For anyone not famili ... |
|fuel protest, people power |
| SEE WHAT YOU THINK AND PASS IT ON IF YOU AGREE WITH IT
We are hitting £123.9 a litre in some areas now, soon we will be faced with paying £2.00 a ltr. Philip Hollsworth offered this good idea:
This makes MUCH MORE SEN ... |
|Bitsa Songs Part 6 |
| All well known oldies, a bit easier this time.................
As Penny lancaster and Wayne Rooney would say............the old ones are the best!
1) ...........the same cigarettes as me.............
2).....sick at he ... |
|Amazing gymnast |
| Take a look at this 4 year old gymnast.
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=amazing+four+year+old+gymnast&search_type=&aq=0&oq=amazing+four+year ... |
|"An Abridged Lexicon of Cypriot Driving Slang" |
| 1. The Floating Red: While to many drivers throughout the world this light may appear red, to the Cypriot it isn’t. There is still at least three cars’ worth of passage in any floating red you see, creating ideal conditions ... |
|Australia's Horsewoman of the Year. |
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA13kF56biY ... |
|Bitsa Songs Part 5 |
| 1).....someone I really could care for............
2)....to my heart I must be true............
3).....tell me that there is no other..........
4).......oh well I love you gal.............
5)...........with hope ... |
|recycling in uk |
| Who else has been forced to join the bandwaggon?
From September I am only allowed one purple bag of un-recyclable waste. My garden waste must go into the large green bin to be collected once per fortnight.
My glass an ... |
|Hubby completes British Heart Foundation Bike Ride |
| It might have been raining at the start but it brightened up a bit.|
Allan was so pleased he could take part in his beloved bike ride. It was 29 miles from Swansea around Gower and back to Swansea. He has a sore bum (ca ...
|Reaction Test |
| The car driving manual says the average driver's reaction time is: .75 seconds....... or 1 car length for every 10 mph...... |
Test your average reaction time..
Be very careful this can be addictive .
| This problem has a logical answer, no mirrors, no tricks, no silly answer.
Here is the problem.
Three men go after a job in a Laboratory. There is only one vacancy. The professor in charge gives them all a test, ... |
|What am I?? |
| Something to test the old grey cells.
I live above a star, but never burn
I have eleven neighbours but they never turn.
My initials are P, Q & R, and sometimes S
What am I????
Alan ... |
|Eve and Adam - they always got that the wrong way round!! |
| God was just about done with humans, but he had 2 parts left over.
He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. So he thought
he just might as well ask them.
He told them one of the things he had left wa ... |