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The Hormone Guide

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of ever ...



CAR CRASH

I got shunted this morning on the way to work. There we were pulled over alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car and . . .you know how sometimes you just get sooo stressed and then suddenly some l ...

True Scot if......

You know you are a true Scot if... 1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall, Auchtermuchty and Awfurfuksake 2. Ye actually like deep fried pizza fae the chippy 3. Yer used ta ...

Water Shortage

You are not alone................................. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1033929/Sweltering-drought-stricken-Australia-homesick-expat-says-Strewth-I-envy-rotten-weather.html ...

Bitsa Songs Part4

Here we go again, Round4, some easy, some not so..........but all big hits! 1) Don't want your love any more........... 2).......and all your turtle doving.............. 3)Well that's right, that's right, that's rig ...

how do you leave your family in uk and be happy in cyprus

how do you leave your family in uk and be happy in cyprus.The way uk going with high price of everything.crime / running a car /ect. :shock: makes you want go pack your bags leave tomorrow but the kids the granchildren how y ...

SAVE WATER

http://www.evengreener.com/Shop/-_Deal_of_the_Week_-.html ...

Seen in Madrid Airport

I once landed at Madrid Airport and as I got off the aircraft I noticed the wings were wet and asked the stewardess, "Excuse me but can you tell me why the wings on this aircraft are wet, there's hardly a cloud in the sky?" ...





A Scotsman in Canada

A Scottish friend of mine emigrated to Canada some years ago. After a few years he met and fell in love with a native American Indian and after a lengthy courtship, they were married by the tribal elder. She became "with c ...

Forum Wars

Historically many friendly, informative forums have been destroyed by one or two individuals 'flamebaiting' - i.e."a message posted to a public Internet discussion group, such as a forum, newsgroup or mailing list, with the ...

In today's news.

An amusing story I read today, there has to be a joke in there somewhere, I'll have to give it some thought! Any ideas? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/7496923.stm ...

middle age

in a previous thread i described myself as "young ish"....im in my 30s! so compared to someone of 60 im young! whats the opinion on middle age..when i was 18, my idea of middle age was 30-40. now im in my 30s im thinking ...

Bitsa Songs Part3

A bit more tricky this time....................... 1) ....the mashed potato too................... 2)....not happy like I used to be............... 3)...he ate up all of my corn............. 4)....and I'm, so gla ...

'Lost' - is it worth it?

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1056870_the_31500_download On holiday to Portugal, a Salford man downloaded an episode of 'Lost' (and a few music tracks). The bill? 31,500 pounds. Watch what you're d ...

Interesting song medleys. Life cycle.

Hi I've just put together a string of well known songs to tell a story. What do you think? Can anyone add a mid life or retirement medley to the collection? Anyone got any others. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PA ...



Farewell to Jake

Jake was on his deathbed, his loving wife Susan held his fragile, bony hand. Tears were streaming down her face and her praying awakened him. "Susan, my darling, there is something I have to tell you." "Ssssh! my love, sa ...

buying a property in cyprus on hope of sale of uk property

Hello just been thinking of many people who need make next payment on new build but have not sold uk property how many have lost out on buying in cyprus:? Jane ...

Bob Beer Belated Happy Birthday

From Shirley and Trev with love!!
I expect you thought you got away with this photo Bob - love the hat!
Angie & Barry xx
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Is your local town still busy?

the majority of sale prices on the high street are pre fixed..stock buys are bought in at a very low price, retaining a good margin and are reduced to psychologically think you are receiving a bargain.
retailers plan ...

Bitsa Songs Part2

You need wait no longer, here's part two, and to answer Lindy's question as to the first prize being a night out with moi, a Kylie Minogue song springs to mind........................ You should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, l ...

prices rise in shops petrol wages down property down

Who wants to move overseas now uk suffering with food petrol ect up in price see no wage going up property going down :? our young being knifed running a car so high ect ect ahhh Jane being cheerful lol :wink: ...

Yabba Dabba Dooo !!!!

Yes , Yes , Yes :lol: :lol: :lol: No op. required, yipeeeeeee, pot removed and i'm on crutches- back to the hospital in 2 weeks and physio up until then but yabba dabbo doo Cyprus in July is back on :lol: :lol: :lo ...



The Bairn's Fine

I'm back! the wee one is fine, and wonderfull! It did me good to go back to Scotland, I now know where 'home' is, Cyprus! ...

Current petrol prices in UK

In case anyone is interested the price of ordinary unleaded at my local Tesco filling station this morning was, 112.9 pence per litre, converted to Euros, that's about Euros 1.38 Similarly diesel was 122.9 pence per litre ...

Bitsa Songs

Here's a bit of fun for anyone interested. Below are bits of songs, see how many you can identify, along with the artist(s) who recorded them.... 1).....they say it's gonna die my honey bee, let's face it............ 2 ...

a long shot

i know but you never know. there was a song once (early 70,s) about mc,alpines (construction) does any-one know off it or the title. having a age moment sorry :x ...

As a little light relief - remember Tommy Cooper?

1. Two blondes walk into a building.......... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - "... If you want to buy mariju@n@,press the hash key..." 3. A guy walks into the ...

This will amaze you

1. Turn on the sound 2. Go to the following site...... http://www.tatuagemdaboa.com.br/ 3. The instructions are in Spanish but type your first name in the first box. 4. Type your surname in the second box (Skip emai ...

The Queen and Dolly go to Heaven

Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of th ...



Some Important Facts

http://serghei.net/humor/swf/67194078.swf ...

Changing - for the better?

Well good to see you've got over your shyness and that it only took 18 months from joining to posting!! :lol: :lol: :twisted: Good posting. Can I ask about the preferential treatment part? Is it their demeanour tha ...

For all you "Apprentice" fans

Just seen a great story regarding the "Apprentice" winner, Lee McQueen who was due to start his hard-won 100,000 a year job working for Sir Alan Sugar, yesterday. He phoned in sick! ...

Anyone got a good memory?

There used to be a TV show every Friday night hosted by Michael Miles including the "Yes-No interlude" back in the 60's. Can anyone help me out, what was it called? ...

items from today's news "you couldn't make it up"

1. Japanese army Lieutenant-Colonel borrows a usb memory stick containing details of USA/Japanese joint exercises. He then lends it to a Sergeant, who loses it. Colonel & Sergeant reprimanded when it goes missing. A Cap ...

Memorable names

A few years ago we visited Harrogate in North Yorkshire and came across this art dealer....................... http://www.do-business.net/companyselect/select.aspx?key=8387f590-8bdd-4f77-83a8-0b68cea3eb58 Can anyone beat ...

UK Housing Market

Possibly good news...........the rate at which falling house prices in the UK is slowing. During the month of May the fall was a record 2.5%, whereas in June it was 1%. This could be an indication that it's "bottoming out" ...





Not the Jeremy Kyle Show

This is hilarious....................................... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPZcN-PiomI&amp;feature=related ...

whats it like living in cyprus

i have been on holiday a few times and love the idea of moving to cyprus. whats the cost of living like :D ...

Question on Family Law

Can a man marry his widow's neice or would it be considered incestuous? ...

Puzzle

Essex girl calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a kill ...

Mars Massacre

See how many you can score, my best so far is a pretty dismal 75 http://serghei.net/humor/swf/marsMassacre.swf ...

Work It Out!

This will Mess With Your Head. 3 MEN GO INTO A HOTEL. THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK SAID THE ROOM IS 30, SO EACH MAN PAID 10 AND WENT TO THE ROOM. A WHILE LATER THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK REALISED THE ROOM WAS ONLY 25, SO HE ...

God

> > > > > > > > > > > > > An American decided to write a book about famous > churches around the world. So he bought a plane > ticket and took a trip to ...

Just for Jan

Many years ago I stopped at a greasy spoon for an all-day breakfast and sat across the table from me was a driver called Terry and we got into conversation.................. I said "Terry, what are you driving?" He said, " ...

Try this for laugh!

http://www.quizyourprofile.com/guessyournumber.swf ...

Corny as ever!

Many years ago when President Eisenhower was in the White House, a visit was arranged for one of the British aristocracy, the Earl of Arundel. On the Earl's arrival, he was met by members of the American Press who photograph ...

MANCHESTER AIRPORT ANNIVERSARY

It is 70 years today since Manchester Airport was opened as Ringway Airport. It now carries over 20 million passengers each year. Just shows how air travel has grown in one lifetime really. Jan ...

Goodbye Mum! A Joke......

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to h ...

Ex Forces War Pensioners

Good news lads & lasses, http://www.london.gov.uk/view_press_release.jsp?releaseid=17533 Graham ...

Justice has been done

Just a quick comment regarding the terrible case of Neil Entwistle in Massachussets. He's been given a life sentence without any hope of parole and I personally hope he lives to be a hundred so he can think carefully every s ...


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