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A topical political chuckle

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the ...



TRIVIA

Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it .
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to rscheearc ...

MORE TRIVIA - BUT MAINLY FOR DRINKERS !!

In English pubs, ale was traditionally ordered by pints and quarts...Therefore, in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the ...

Drugs or wot????

Man tells his mate down the pub that he's very concerned that his wife is selling drugs!!! He says, "I was just going out the door, down to the pub like I do every night when the phone rings so I picks it up and a man's v ...

She got my vote

The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia >>> >>>Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so >>>ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old >>>granddaughter that she tracked the unsus ...

Bad Day at work??

Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy........
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Mayo (IRELAND). He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an email he ...

Futuristic Motel

A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told hi ...

Accident. Did it happen?

Hello Would one of you long term expats remember if this happened or add details. When I was over in Cyprus recently someone said that some years ago there was a serious accident ,on an incline, involving one of the sh ...





Kalo Pasxa

Kalo Pasxa, Happy Easter to all who live or are in Cyprus. Have a fantastic weekend and wish we were there. Buddy :wave: ...

One of those Days

Hi All I had one of those days yesterday when i was really fed up so i read the jokes on coffee shop chat and was back to normal had to laugh at Mark who put on one post to someone (if i tell you ill have to kill yo ...

Cops & Robbers

Well I sat and watched television tonight, a documentary following the police and undercover officers... Over half the gangs were Asylum seekers, claiming they could speak no English and yet commiting crimes... In my opinion ...

CEOB T'Shirts

How does one go about buying CEOB T-shirts. It seems that all the large sizes are not in stock. Not that I need an x-large you understand just need it to be extra comfortable!!!!!! Angela ...

ARE YOU THERE ROY?

:D Hi Roy, Haven't seen you on the forum for a while.Im sorry we didn't get hold ofyou whilst we were in cyprus,the time just seemed to fly.We spent quite alot of time with our developer which is the main rea ...

A guy buys a pet !!

A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to
the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After
some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, ( ...

Is this Guy a good candidate ?

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MU ...



Chicken Legs

A Russian woman married an English gentleman and
they lived happily ever after in London.
However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English,
but did manage to communicate with her Husband.

I No come work today!....."Chinese Style" heh heh

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.
" The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I ...

happy belated birthday Steve Croad

Happy Birthday Steve, You should be in Cyprus celebrating. Buddy ...

Life In General

Found this and thought it was quite good :D When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day is not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before ...

Six Nations

Hi all you fanatical Rugby supporters , Lets have some good friendly banter this season. I will start by saying well done Wales Last season.

That's over and done with, so come on you England-being a Yorkshire m ...

New car wash opening

Please contact direct through Board :wink:
...

Commonwealth Games

Cyprus as 1 Gold and Two silver, I missed these so can anybody shed any light on what they got them for. cheers Graham ...



Part Time Massage Service

Hi all, We'll be coming out to retire within the next couple of years. Colette would like to continue with some sort of part time work, and she is thinking of setting up a home/mobile holistic massage service. Does anyo ...

may/gordon/elizavet

Hi gordon. Just noticed you and Helen are from Lanarkshire. Which part? We stay in Airdrie :oops: hence reason for hopefully leaving the country over next 5 years. Airdrie used to be a nice place but not anymore : ...

Rivetting Stuff...

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron." ...

Crufts

Hi, Anybody watching this on T.V, I have two Jack Russel's and I do get just a Tad annoyed at some of the owners in the show, it's nothing more than a Circus. Graham ...

Airbus A380 Video

How to build an Airbus A380 in about 7 Mins:
Cheers
Steve ...

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North Uk meet up.

Hi, Just incase some of you dont read the meet up section, We are planning a meet up in the Wetherby area, ...



Cure for Bird Flu?


:lol: :lol: :lol:
Cheers
Steve ...

Friends reunited

Hi All just signed up to that friends reunited ,was shocked to see some school photos of me 30 odd years ago lol god am i really that old very good site i was glued to it ,anyone else been on ? Dawn ...

Anyone Watch The Boxing?

Hi all, Anyone watch the boxing last night - Williams v Skelton? Hard fought 12 rounds though Skelton used his head a lot - ref was poor and should have done something about it. At least the fight made up for the jok ...

You know you're getting old........

When filling in your personal details on line and you get to the box that asks for date of birth and you have to hold your finger on the scroll down button for ages before you find the year you were born. :( Ruth ...

Where Are You Going?

I asked the same question last year so I might as well ask it again... Is anyone planning a holiday outside of Cyprus this year? We went three times to Cyprus last year but thought we would like to try somewhere differen ...

what about the Ice Dancing?

Anyone been watching this? I have just watched it again this morning on Sky was.nt it great, it was so emotional. I went to Torville and Dean's farewell tour at Sheffield Area and it was just great to see them back on the ic ...

anagrams

What is your name as an anagram? http://www.anagramgenius.com/server.php I come out as 'A Porky ruin' :o Try your username. Ruth ...





Maria Court - February Delivery

Hi everyone just got back from taking delivery of our apartment at Maria Court ,it was cold, tiring and one of the most hectic weeks of our lives , but you know what we now know that it is one of the best things we have ever ...

Dangerous Bend

Just wondering about the Dangerous Bend , has anything actually happened on this bend, or do we just think it's Dangerous because it looks Dangererous. when people give directions to various places this little bend always se ...

Anyone know this Doctor ?

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith to see about enlarging her
breasts. Dr. Smith told her, "Everyday after your shower, rub your
chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
She ...

Easter

Hi folks - when are the Cypriot Easter celebrations? Love Heidi ...

Fluffy Love Cuffs Update

Only people who attended the Charity Function on Valentine's Night will understand this. To date the u/m Love Cuffs have not been used!! The reason for this upate is that we were stopped freqently in the shops by peopl ...

message for MCFC Mike

Hello from fellow blue. Where are you from in Manchester? Did you enjoy the match on Sunday?? I was on telly!! ...

MESSAGE FOR ARCHNTINA

#-o SORRY i forgot to answer your question about where we live, well it's Wideopen Newcastle about a mile from Gosforth park race course, and only up the road from campbell (member) :-):-) ...

Bird Flu

Hi all,
Could this be the first case.
Graham :ill: ...

New York

I have no idea this year what to get my wife for Christmas, so I thought I would book a City Break to New York. I would be looking at the end of January start of February... If any members have any advice or could recommend ...

Letters to the editor

All genuine letters to the editor: Hats off to the England cricketers for their achievements in the Ashes this summer, which rightly earned Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff BBC Sports personality of the Year. Winning a two-team ...

Good Samaritan

Next time you want to help at the scene of an accident, think again! Take a look at: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4613207988 Phil ...

What are you doing for V Day?

Is anyone planning a special day tomorrow? Mine will be as usual but instead of a paint brush in one hand and a roller in the other I may put one down and have a glass of bucks fizz!! Not sure why we need a special day ...

satalite tv

i have never done this before can anyone help me to find a satalite dish installer near pyla please hope i have done this right john ...

Welcome Back Elizavet !

Hope you had a good holiday Elizavet. I have missed you on the early morning shift!! ...


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