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|staying cool |
| apart from the obvious and expensive option of air con or the luxury of standing in a cool running shower, anyone got any tips on how to stay cool?
if man has landed on the moon, then surley there must be a lotion or potion ... |
|Ladies only. |
| There's been a lot in the press recently about how differently male and female minds work so here's a little menthol agility for you, (that's like mental agility but you need a clear head!)
There's a prize for the first one ... |
|Banned Drugs in athletics |
| A new drug has been added to the list of performance enhancing drugs which are banned by the international athletics authorities.
The name of that drug is Viagra.
Unlike some other stimulants, it shouldn't be too difficult ... |
|GWB memorial |
| reading tonight of an attempt to Honour President G.W. Bush.
Unfortunately the ballot (petition) is only open to San Francisco citizens;
"To honor George W Bush for his eight years of honorable public service, the Presi ... |
|Free Rice |
| Test your vocabulary and help provide the hungry with free rice.
If I haven't put this in the right section would someone kindly move it for me.
Jan :) ... |
|Dear Lord ... |
| Dear Lord ...
I know you're watching over me
And I'm feeling truly blessed
For no matter what I pray for
You always know what's best!
I have this circle of E-mail friends,
Who mean the world to me;
Some days I ... |
|POLICE STORMONT BELFAST |
| Anyone else go?? Well if you didn't you missed a fantastic gig if you were/are a fan. We were approx 10 metres from stage, and what a body Sting has...must be all that tantric sex :wink:
Tracey x ... |
|Anyone know of this place? |
Does anyone know of the location of this place, or have any recommendations, either good or bad, on it please. Just had a look on the map and it shows as being up near the Fiji Restaraunt.
Cornelia Hotel, Ayia Nap ... |
|Christine & Colin |
| Hi Folks
Didn't bring contact details back last time so can you email me. Grace wants to chat via MSN too.
Amanda & Mark ... |
|Look out Kapparis |
| Here I come. Landing about 11 pm Monday 23rd stopping till Wednesday 9th July. Hopefully meet up with a few of you while I am there.
It's all a shock, my son organised it all and booked my flights 2 days ago, whilst I w ... |
|MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE |
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
|Irish Muslim Bomber |
| 56 People were stuck to the floor of Dublin railway station after an Irish
Muslim bomber set off a "NO MORE NAILS" bomb.
The chief of police said it was a very sticky situation!! ... |
|Follically challenged sailor facing Olympic ban. |
| Follically challenged Israeli sailor facing Olympic ban.
No it is not a joke, it is real. Read more below.
BTW the substance he took is not itself performance enhancing (except for hair :lol: ) but the Olympic drugs ... |
|CDC Alert |
| The Centre for Disease Control (CDC) has issued a medical alert about a
highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally,
by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called 'Weary Overload
Rec ... |
|Katie and Peter |
Our eldest daughter is bit of a fan of Katie and Peter. Last summer, whenever we were 'Out and About', we had to keep and eye out for an apparent Pink Villa. To save us gallons of petrol this year, if anyone could p ... |
|Help the Wife |
| It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger When you notice this, try not to shout at them. Some are over- ... |
|Apartment Rental |
| A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and
Agrees to spend the night with her for £500.
He spends the night with her but before he leaves,
He tells her that he does not have any cash with him,
But he will hav ... |
|Smoking in public places |
| crissbroon, I'm no do-gooder and as a reformed smoker myself, I'm very interested in your opinion. For instance, in Cyprus the same laws as in the UK don't apply, so what's your own stance on smoking in eateries, bars etc? o ... |
|War in Afghanistan |
| Latest news, another four soldiers killed by a roadside bomb yesterday, one of them female. That now brings the total to 9 killed in 10 days. Time to call it a day, do you think? ... |
|The famous "legover" commentary |
| During a Test Match at the Oval when England were playing the West Indies, the match was being commentated by Brian Johnston and Jonathan Agnew.
Agnew made a remark which Johnston found to be so funny that he cracked up on ... |
|Joan Rivers on "Loose Women" |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOpquHD4HJQ ... |
|Re private swimming pools |
| There was a recent thread regarding the use of communal pools by unauthorised outsiders in Cyprus.
Take a look at the following thread to see the latest craze in the UK.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1027306/Th ... |
|Back home from Italy |
| Hi everybody. Hope you are all well...............still arguing I see! I have to admit I thought of you all while I was away.... but more of that later.
Just a mention, because I think some of you might find this interestin ... |
|Everyone shhhhhh...Brian's back!! |
| :lol: :D :wink:
Ruth ... |
|Hammer Osama |
| http://serghei.net/humor/swf/hammerosama.swf ... |
|You'll like this! |
| Jake had himself a nice girlfriend called Lorraine. They'd been seeing each other for ages and she treated him well, and he treated her well. They were an item and it was well known by everyone.
Jake worked in an office at ... |
|Whilst the cat's away! |
| A businessman was away from home to attend a conference. Sitting in his hotel room twiddling his thumbs he began to think of how warm his wife was to cuddle up to in bed and began to get a hunger for female company.
His eye ... |
|For all you mums! |
| And dads too................................
Turn up the sound and enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM2CORdyv8k ... |
|Back home again. |
| Hi Folks,
Back home again after a fantastic week with my three sisters.
I gave them the grand tour of South/ East Cyprus visiting all the
villages, beaches etc. etc.
It was great to meet Mary & her so ... |
|This will drive you nuts! Have Fun. |
| The object of the game is to move the red block around
Without getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black walls.
If you can go longer than 18 seconds you are phenomenal. It's been
Said that the US Air Force us ... |
|Terrorist Ransom |
| A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?'
'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Gordon ... |
|Ringtones for Cyprus phones. |
| I've been searching through websites trying to put a polyphonic or real tone on my Cyprus mobile.
Whenever I try I get different reasons why it won't go on.
Main reason is they don't send the tones to Cyprus.
Pleas ... |
|neil diamond at Nia Birmingham |
| Just got back from the NIA in Birmingham after going to the Neil Diamond concert. What a brilliant performer! My husband is a big Diamond fan so I tend to tag along but so glad I did. I would say that he is one of the best l ... |
|Happy Fathers Day xx |
| Hello Dad, M Duffin|
Just wishing You a happy Fathers Day............................while I remember !!!!
See You real Soon :-):-)
T.J. xxx ...
|ONE ARM |
| A man had lost one of his arms. One day he had enough.
He decided to commit suicide.
He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.
He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man sk ... |
|Will you miss me? |
| I may be "off the radar" for a few days as we've been invited to a wedding in Italy on Thursday..............but I'll be back! :o ... |
|THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER |
| Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
|Guts or Balls |
| We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night ou ... |
|Happy to announce |
| Hogarth55 wrote::D Thanks for all your good wishes again, baby Jessica is now fully recovered, and Jack and I are heading off to Scotland next Sunday.|
So glad the tiny bairn is fine and long may she remain so. May Go ...
|UK petrol pricewatch |
| This morning's Tesco prices..............
Unleaded, 116.9 pence per litre
Diesel, 129.9pence per litre ... |
|Fuel Truckers Strike |
Personally I think that this lot are taking the p__s. 13.3% pay rise between Jan 2008 and Jan 2009.
There's 'lots of lads and lasses fighting a war that are on HALF that money that would rip the Chancellor ...
|Cyprus welcomes Seekay |
| I just met Seekkay,
he came to my office in Avgorou, what a fine fellow. Shame I was a bit tied up, could have done with a Keo or two.
Hope he has a great time with his (and i only heard this on the grapevine) wild 3 ... |
|SHOPPING AT TESCO |
| One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him,
'My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor!'
Listen mate ; don't waste your time down at the surgery, Mike replies.
There's a ... |
|'The Apprentice' - Tape? |
| Just spent some time reading http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/ - Tre's column is spot on.|
Also found this interesting about the final:
How does Sir Alan decide who the winner is?
Sir Alan decides the winne ...
|What's on yer ipod? |
Just a bit of summer fun to see whats on your Ipod that gives you that beach or summer feeling.
In my little world, I'm currentley listening to:
1. Hed Kandi - A taste of Summer, 2008. But any 'Beach House' o ... |
|Dogs and Pools |
| Look darling, with me in it....it's bound to be a hot tub lol!
In truth, yes as nights are a little cooler so the lovely, warm bubbles are fab but best enjoyed with a glass of something strong and a strong, sexy hunk oppo ... |
|Nice to see you- to see you nice !!! |
| Thanks Ian
I was really pleased to meet you too at long last :wink: Keep up the good work with your mum and dad- Mr Balconia has only had to push a wheelchair for 2 days and he already is complaining of a bad back :roll: ... |
|BT Advert |
Ever since BT started the Add whereby the bloke is left to search and book the 'Villa' whilst she goes to work, my inbox has been busier than ever.
Anyone else noticed an upsurge in traffic since the add started ... |
|Derby Sweep anyone? |
| First 17 names down get a horse, I'll do the draw, but I won't have a horse. Names have to be in by 3.30pm
I will take the horses from todays list in the Sun.
Ruth ... |
|This will baffle you Keith. |
| Again not a trick question..................
A disco can only hold 200 people.
A dance is held one evening and tickets are on sale at £7.50 for males and £5 for females.
After an hour of selling tickets it's discovered ... |