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|Another problem with the English language! |
| Here's a sentence in the English language that could never be written............
The farmer was sowing seed in the fields whilst his wife was sewing his best trousers and so they were both s..ing.
Are there any others ... |
|The wonder of the English language! |
| kipper889 wrote:I was just gonna say that Ronnie! :lol: |
Yeah! right Ruth! ...
|Question for you |
| A game machine and a battery cost a total of £21.
The game machine costs £20 more than the battery.
How much is the battery?
This is not a trick question. ... |
|How to identify Forum members... |
| For the next two weeks, please can ALL forum members who are in Cyprus, wear a red rose or carnation, so I can spot 'em while I'm over there? I'll 'toot' my car horn lol. |
Seriously, I hope to say hello to some of yo ...
This has been on the cards for a while now and was highlighted even more by Easy Jets new routes to Pafos this summer. Hopefuly if he does go ahead and open in Larnaca we will see routes to Larnaca Airport to feed ...
|Blokes Stuff... |
Here's a bit of information, that if you are a bloke like me, might interest you: http://travel.howstuffworks.com/question192.htm
All things considered, not a bad MPG really.
I wonder what the Space Shuttle bu ... |
|One to think about! |
| A hunter leaves his camp in search of game, and walks 10 miles due South.
He is attacked by a bear and is chased 10 miles West.
Having managed to shake off the bear, he then walks 10 miles north and arrives back at camp.
|Henry Allingham |
| Henry Allingham is 112 years old today. The RAF are throwing a big party for him including a fly-past. Look at the link below............
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7439130.stm ... |
|Sugestions please... |
| Only got 2 weeks to go now till our holiday, we are staying in an appartment in Kapparis.
I have only been there briefly before (on property viewing trips) so any recomendations for bars/restaurants would be gratefully rec ... |
|And a few more! |
| I first realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
You want to feel really handsome? Go shopping at Asda!
I'd like to walk into a "Body Shop" and shout really loud "I already have one!!"
|A Few Quickies |
| I got a phone call inviting me to a party at the local fire station last week. I got there and it was a bloody hoax!
The dodo died, then Dodi died, Di died then Dando died...........Dido must be crapping herself!
A dog ... |
|The best times |
| Can anyone say when the best times in the Cyprus summer's day are to totally relax on the patio/balcony or whatever with a nice G&T and watch the sun go down in a lovely orange sky, or any other times of the day in the s ... |
|Very silly .... |
| A married couple having their first baby were invited to make use of a
new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pains to
the Baby's father.
Both were happy to try it.
The pain t ... |
|Paddy and Murphy |
| Paddy and Murphy, good old boys are making parcel bombs.
Paddy says to Murphy, '' I dont think we put enough explosive in that last parcel.
Murphy says" Well open it up again"
Paddy says" No it will explode"
Murphy ... |
|All my bags are packed I'm ready to go. |
| Just the one bag, my wife is staying at home looking after the dog,
well somebody has to. :wink: :wink: :wink:
I'm being joined by my three sisters on this trip minus their husbands.
Hattie & Lindy ... |
|Welcome to Cyprus Steve and Julie |
| Just wanted to say a big welcome to Cyprus, Steve, Jewels and the girls. Hope that everything works out for you and that your new life will be everything you dreamed of.
Sue ... |
|The squeeze is biting! |
| I noticed this morning at my local Tesco that the morning shoppers were way down in numbers, it was almost like a ghost town. I also noticed hundreds of BOGOF's and cut price offers to tempt custom.
It seems people are doin ... |
|A Quick Quiz |
| Three questions only.............no tricks!
1) Which fruit has it's seeds on the outside?
2) Which famous North American landmark is constantly moving backwards?
3) There are 3 words in the English language, all in ... |
|Your Best Buys In Cyprus |
| Hi all,
Just wondered what items you considered were your best buys in Cyprus?
To kick things off I would say the following couple of items were mine:
FlyScreens - great for allowing a breeze through the place witho ... |
|Add a caption... |
| Come on you clever lot, just for fun.|
' Hiya Popey.....'
Ruth :lol: ...
|Memories of the 60's |
| Here's a question for anyone that remembers the 60's with fondness.
Which ONE record of the 60's do you find the most nostalgic? the one that instantly transports you back to those golden days.
In my case, it's the Bea ... |
|Long but worth it....... |
| The photographer
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm ... |
|A treat for the boys |
| And maybe the girls too!.............................Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whyexXZFqh4 ... |
|Britain's Got Talent (again) |
| Just listen to this 12 year old girl, Faryl Smith, she could be this year's winner.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0te6OEF9hJE&feature=related ... |
|uk house price going down r u worried cant buy abroad now |
| Hi The house prices in kent are dropping good to buy but not to sell what other areas are falling.I keep thinking of people needing to sell to pay for abroad property or hoping to live on profit which is falling :cry: worri ... |
|A Lions welcome |
| Several years ago a woman found a sick, malnourished lion cub in the
jungle. She took the cub home and fed him and brought him up until he was too big to keep anymore. Then she made arrangements with a zoo in Colombia to t ... |
|10 things you want to do before you die? |
| OK ten may make it a bit of a long thread...How about three things?|
At the moment mine are: (They may change as I grow up :wink: )
Write a Novel
Swim with Dolphins
|Nice Countryside |
| I have a place in Dherynia and I do find the countryside around a bit bleak. The area around the road across to Ayia Thekla via Sotira can look almost lunar at times.
The other day I took the family to the airport and de ... |
|What's happening to Spanish property |
| Some of you may find this useful if you're thinking of selling/renting.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/frame-money.html ... |
|fitness for ladies |
| Fitness for ladies.
Having had word of "Curves" from the site, on our recent holiday went into Larnaca to have a look and pick up some info....They are not there. The building advertises a nail and beauty salon, just in t ... |
|Russell Watson |
| I know I've had some bad press recently but I'd like to invite you to spare a moment for the son of a dear friend, Russell.
Sadly, Russell has had to have yet more invasive treatment for his illness but the good news appear ... |
|Your ideas wanted.................. |
| I've managed to get a few drops of engine oil onto a brand new block-paved drive. I've tried everything to get rid of them and have succeeded in fading them a little...........but they're still visible.
Problem is, the bloc ... |
|Chocolate Quiz |
| You have to work out the chocalate or sweets names|
I've done the first one for you
0 Sly giggles SNICKERS
1 High class thoroughfare
2 Money making royalty
|UK House prices (Again) |
I was just reading an article in todays Online Times about the reccesion that we are about to hit, and as ever I had to chuckle at how those that write these articles still have that, 'It's Grim oop North' attitude. I ... |
|Good One-Liners Wanted |
| Such as............
I was once asked "Is there a B&Q in Wigan?"
I replied, "I'm not sure, I know there's a W and an I................... ... |
|When the dream ends |
| I just caught this sad tale in the Mail today for anybody interested.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1022026/My-chateau-broken-dreams--How-escape-sun-destroyed-marriage-drove-drink.html ... |
|Karpasianna Hotel |
| The last time I was in Cyprus, the hotel had been flattened and there were supposedly plans to build a holiday complex by a Russian consortium.
Has this actually happened yet, or is it still an empty space.
Thanks, Brian. ... |
|SPIDERS, SNAKES, AND ALL THINGS SCARY!! |
| I am supposed to be moving out to Cyprus soon, but what with all this talk of snakes, spiders, sandflys etc., can anyone give me some reassurance?
Christine ... |
|I am proud of myself |
| Thanks to my private physio I walked, with Ian's help into nKennedys today, I had trouble with the steps though, bu it felt great, but the physio said that it will be a loong time before I can use my arm. ... |
|So why do Cypriots live longer than Brits? |
| Diet. Simple as that! They eat a rich, mediterranean diet consisting of plenty of fresh fruit, veg, fish and olive oil. They enjoy their red wine, often making their own, and many still continue working in the fields (inc ... |
|Sky Channel 679 |
| The 679 channel seems to have been taken off air - when I tried to watch it, it said "channel unavailable". (I think their website "mysunproperties" is still up and running).
It used to be totally all Cyprus properties, al ... |
|Anyone know Nicosia well? |
| help! I need to find the house of the last president of Cyprus by next Wednesday, can anyone give me directions? I believe its somewhere called Strata? just outside Nicosia. ... |
|Pernera rentals - truth please |
| Hi all,
I have recently bought a villa in Pernera, 3 bed det, pool, air con etc. I am trying to decide wether to rent or to sell. So far I have asked about 5 different sources and have been given varying anticipated rentals ... |
|Death predictor (just for fun) |
| Discover how and at what age you will die!! :shock: |
|Another new Illness to watch out for |
| A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is
staying home because she is not feeling well.
'So, what's the matter?' he asks.
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.
'And what the ... |
|For all country music fans in Cyprus |
| I thought of you all when I heard this :lol: ...................
http://serghei.net/humor/swf/emailfemale.swf ... |
|Fancy a game of Baghdad bowling anyone? |
| A bit out of date now but still good for a laugh. Turn up the sound and have a laugh!
http://serghei.net/humor/swf/baghdad_bowling.swf ... |
|Fancy a good laugh everyone? |
| Take a look at Sunday's Cyprus Mail under "Opinions"
Isabella's Ramblings..............seriously I hate men!
It's brilliant! ... |
|After 20 yrs |
| brian16 wrote:Boring!|
But very true to life .
|Well? How did you vote? |
| What a wonderful performance in Belgrade tonight. Much better I thought than the last few years, not as much an assault on the eardums!
I personally had a short list of 4, namely Romania, Greece, Ukraine and Norway......... ... |