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|Hi Alice, welcome to the Forum |
| Who,Who,Who is Chubby Brown :?: ... |
|Hi NAT695 |
| You're up late, late shift like me
SeeKay ... |
|Hi Big Alas |
| Hi Big Alas,
I also have a great love for Greek Culture, especially greek music.
As the man says when in Rome do as the Romans do.
SeeKay ... |
|We didn't start the fire |
| We didn't start the fire by Billy Joel, some one has taken the time to put pictures and captions to this hit, it takes quite a while to load but I think its worth the wait.
http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~yeli23/Flash/Fire. ... |
|Not a bad day for walking the pooch! |
| Took this today near Pafos (Ag Gergious) walking our dog..|
Mobile phone shot. ...
|May I Have Your Thoughts Please |
| Tomorrow is our tenth wedding anniversary!
Itís been a wonderful ten years together with more ups then downís Iím glad to say, plus we now have 2 beautiful children although they did take a long time coming but it was wor ... |
|To that certain lady |
| I have done it everywhere
I did it while out walking, I did it on a run,
But without someone to do it with, it wasn,t any fun.
I Have done it in the high street, I have done it on a bus,
but its better you know, wh ... |
|Used or Abused |
| He grabbed me by my slender neck
I could not shout or scream
He dragged me to his dingy room
Where he could not be seen.
He stripped away my flimsy wrap
And looked upon my form,
I was so cold and damp and scared,
Wh ... |
|Subject: top tips of the day |
| Subject: top tips of the day
If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a
jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is
almost instantly removed.
Before attempting to re ... |
|HELP ME to do reality the most sweetest Love's Madness :) |
| Hello Every1 My name is RoNa :) ...and I am asking to help me to give a love's surprise for the master of my heart. :P ..He lives in Limassol-Cyprus..He works there & very very soon.... He'll be coming to my country ... |
|Message for Contrary Mary |
| Sent e-mail
SeeKay ... |
|Latest Cinema + DVD Releases |
| Don't know what choices you have in Cyprus - but how about a topic reviewing the latest Cinema + DVD releases ?
I will make a start by reviewing the last movie I went to see
"Flashbacks of a Fool"
Storyline that has ... |
|Stress Reliever |
| Here's something so cute it's guaranteed to relieve your stress. . .
Move your mouse across the page when you open this program...
Make sure your speakers are on!
http://joe-ks.com/archives_may2005/Elastic_Ba ... |
| Hi all,
Ever the one to want to look forward and not dwell on nostalgia, I found this article in Saturdays 'The Sun' quite interesting.
As the article is headed, 'Eco Warriors Look Away' it highlights Dubai as a plaus ... |
|1st time in cyprus and I am worried!! |
| :? Hi hope someone can help. I have booked a villa in Ayia Triada but I am worried its not legit!! I have asked the owner to provide me with a google map ref or postal code for the property but he says he doesn't have one ... |
|FAO Jackie Stephens Sunday 27 April - Happy Birthday! |
| Happy (Special) Birthday Jackie :wink: Hope you have a great day.|
|Tale of a crazy stalker for Brian |
| In December 2005 I started to be abused and threatened by a stalker off a cricket website. The person was banned several times but kept joining under different usernames. He was sacked from his job for using his company's eq ... |
|Tie A Ribbon |
| A couple has a dog who snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
"Yeah right!" s ... |
|Wedding Anniversary - Where to go? |
| We are on holiday in Cyprus during our wedding anniversary in August.
As we will be eating out etc most days, is there any recommendations for doing something / going somewhere SPECIAL ??????? :? :?
Around the Larnaca ar ... |
|Austrailian Tourist Board |
| These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are
> the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a
> sense of humour
> ____________________________________________ ... |
|Happy st georges day xx |
| ... |
|BAOR (British Army of The Rhine) |
| All interested ckick on this link, great site and fond memories of some great postings.
Graham ... |
|Huge slump in Keo sales forecast |
| I'm sure that every male will, like me, swear off the booze when they see this:|
|bed time |
| well its past 1am in the morning in cyprus.
which of you die hards are in cyprus now and not catching up on your beauty sleep :lol: :lol: :lol: ... |
|Just having a moan |
| Its good to have a moan sometimes - everyone does it at some time or another.
I am so glad your husband had a health check as he wouldn't have found out about his high cholestrol at least he can now keep this in check. I ... |
|Panic gripped the streets of Aberdeen |
| Panic gripped the streets of Aberdeen
Panic gripped the streets of Aberdeen yesterday when patches of sky took on an unusual blue colour and a ball of fire appeared above the city.
The phenomenon, known as 'The Sun ... |
|Ronnie Thomson |
| Just a thank you to Ronnie and Tanya for all their assistance and friendship since our move across. TOP PEOPLE.
RJ ... |
|Not Long Now!! |
| Well am i right in saying i'm gonna have great weather next week. Packing done and only 2 more days to work ( i love my job really, honest!!!) Can't wait to get away, a week without the kids even though i'll miss them both ... |
|whats the cost of petrol on cy? |
| Hi all,
can you tell me what the price of fuel there,
thanks :D :D ... |
|UK Fuel Strike Planned |
Steve Croad ... |
| Tickle Me Elmo:
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her ... |
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. '
2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?'
1st Hillbilly ...
|It really does beggar belief. |
| no matter how it was reported, it still happened and could only happen in barmy Britain, and how many similar incidents happen which go unreported?! Crazy country! ... |
|Baby Charlies here and 11months later twins are here xx |
| Yes baby :-) :-> Charlie John Edward is here im a nan :D Jane|
|One for the girls!! |
| Tips for the ladies in year 2008
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
|Oil discovered on Protoras ave.....lol |
It won't be $114 a barrel either. ...
|You gotta laugh! |
| Quote:The tale of the expat and the copycat |
By Marianna Pissa
AIRPORT staff in Paphos were left red faced last week after a copycat was unmasked by a British passenger.
The British resident of Cyprus was w ...
|More on the Euro |
Obviously much has already be said on the forum about the strength of the Euro and the subsequent effect on UK pensions and mortgages that are held within the eurozone. But how far can it go, and how long before UK P ... |
| The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, ... |
|Hotel in Milan |
| Can anybody recommend a good middle priced hotel for a weekend in Milan.
Paul. ... |
|A Question From A Greek |
| Some friends who just came from UK told me that a bus driver in London
made every passenger get out of the bus because being a
Muslim he wanted to pray. He didn't let anyone in untill he finished.
And my questi ... |
|Grizzly old Chief... |
| The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early Retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any t ... |
|Viewing Coronation St/Emmerdale/eastenders |
Anybody missing the soaps?If you are interested in watching them please email me.
Steve. ... |
|Another reason I'm glad I left the UK |
| "A council has admitted spying on a family using laws to track criminals and terrorists to find out if they were really living in a school catchment.
A couple and their three children were put under surveillance without t ... |
| This thread is for anyone wishing to make observations regarding services, climate, wages, way of life, or indeed any other comparisons you wish to make.
I look forward to reading your postings although I won't be making an ... |
|some old, some new, but still good |
| Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV & Radio1:-
1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator
'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'
|Its a cab, innit. |
| A gem from today's Daily Mail: http://tinyurl.com/4lyrml
"I wanna Joe Baxi"
Obviously two telephone operators who couldn't speak English.
(Or a very good advert for a display company?) ... |
|Lords prayer |
| Love it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR4PQ30VkBk ... |
|To those pining to go to Cyprus! |
| What is it about Cyprus that you miss when back in the UK?
Karen ... |
|Essentially for the welsh amongst us |
| For those that might feel homesick at times take a look at this link to pictures of areas of wales.
On the right hand side are the dates of the photos taken. Just cl ... |