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|Olympic torch relay Protests |
| There are several scuffles live on TV now at the moment still 2 hours to go as the Olympic flame is being carried on a relay through London.
The Police are switching routes and changing bus/run legs to keep on top of thin ... |
|ANY IDEAS PLEASE |
| For a long time I've been meaning to open a business for my wife since I
already have a permanent job ,but our problem seems to be what sort of
thing does this area missing?
Should it be only during the summer sea ... |
|PHOTO - The new Larnaca Airport complex 040408 |
| Coming along nicely it seems. |
|LIVE CHAT ANYONE |
| Is anyone joining in tonight? ... |
|What happened to the T5 luggage |
| ... |
|It pays to listen carefully. (Earthy humour) |
| On arrival on Zakynthos, they were solemnly instructed to put the tissue in the bin after wiping, and not down the ancient Greek plumbing. 11 days later we were talking about how sorry we felt for the maids having to empty t ... |
|The cost of living in england |
| I am absolutely fed up with this dam country,
We are being taxed to death, Taxed on the wage we earn then we pay tax on the stuff we buy,
The fuel cost has gone stupid £1,04 per litre unleaded, and £1,18 for diesel i a ... |
|Found Alive |
| Brilliant news all round and a huge relief for her mum but, I still want to peel the skin off the bastard who took her with red hot tweezers.
Sandy ... |
|School Days |
| School 1960 vs. School 2007
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1960 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.
2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit ... |
|Am I wrong for finding this funny?????? hehehehehe |
| A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.
|Drought Hits Cyprus Keo Factory - April Fools |
| NICOSIA (Reuter) - Cyprus on Monday ordered emergency water rationing and imports from Greece to cope with a growing shortage exacerbated by a fourth year of drought.|
One of the islands largest companies to be hit by t ...
|Plastic bags |
| You've got to laugh!|
From the Sunday Times:
"Gordon Brown has declared war on plastic bags. 'Cutting them out of our lives is one of the most straightforward we can all do something directly to improve our envir ...
|Drunk Driving |
| A drunk driver is pulled up by the police one night. Two coppers get out of their car, make this drunken bloke get out of his car, and get the breathaliser kit out ready for the drunk to blow in, when there is an almighty cr ... |
|Go Easy On The Keo |
| Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman..
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer'.
The drug is f ... |
|picnic table |
| :lol: a 40 yr old man in america could face a prison sentance for having sex with a picnic table :oops: (the type with a hole in the top,well it would be lol). now thats taking "laying the table" it bit to far i think ... |
|Mrs O'Malley went to the Pharmacy |
| With apologies to any Irish members
Mrs O'malley went into the phasrmacy, walked right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said " I would like to buy some cyanide".
The pharmacist asked "Why in the ... |
|Shopping with friends |
| In the 1990s we lived in Northampton, There is a large shopping centre there called Weston Favell shopping centre.
It has, what was then the largest Tesco store in the country.
A friend of my wife, came aroun ... |
|Lost Wife |
| A retired, but still fit, rugby player approaches a young woman inside a shopping centre.
'Excuse me,' he said. 'I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
The woman, feeling a bit of c ... |
|message for caligi |
| Hi, Where in Morriston are you from? We are in Ynysforgan. Thanks for message about selling house. My hubby Allan is saying the same thing. Spring/Summer and people start buying. Its just so frustrating ... |
|Question for Ian (split topic) |
| Cardiff lad wrote:I can answer that as i'm in Kapparis at the moment.|
We haven't had any yet.
People are talking about it and we reckon it will come but so far so good.
Thank you Ian. How is your father to ...
|The Middle Wife |
| Came back from a break in East Anglia to find the following in my inbox, thought you all might enjoy it.|
[b]The Middle Wife by an anonymous 2nd grade teacher
I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I hav ...
|Pal Diet (Not Recommended) |
| I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Woolworths and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again, although I p ... |
|HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE CROAD |
| cant wait for the big 50 next year :lol: ... |
|Help needed! (Please) |
| Does anyone have any recipes that DON'T include: milk (lactose), dairy products, potatoes (potato starch), pasta (durum wheat), citric acid and chocolate? :? |
I'd also like to know if there are any restaurants/tave ...
|A poem by BJ |
| I Like It Anywhere.
There are some who do, and some who dont,
and some who dont know wether,
to have it in the fields, you know,
or way up in the heather.
some like it on a beach,
or deep inside a wood.
but whe ... |
|It's easier for Men |
| WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just anothe ... |
| Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the ... |
|For the "Boys" |
| 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts ... |
|Smart assed answers |
| Sent: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:48
Subject: FW: SMART ARSED ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007
SMART ARSED ANSWER 6th Place ... |
|I don't believe it. |
> Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could
> have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half
> dozen nuggets.
> 'We don't have half ... |
|Proud Fathers |
| Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee
and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.
The first man told ... |
|UK IS BETTER THAN CYPRUS ON...... |
Get yourself one of those digi top box thingies they're only about £15 from tesco thats what weve got in our bedroom
Tracey x ... |
|jail for pedo peter |
| remember peter macbeth from the foundations.
build me up buttercup
baby now that i found you
back on my feet again ect ect
has been sent to prison for 6 years for sexual abuse on a young girl and also downloading over ... |
|Cyprus and the UK |
| I post the following as information only as to the recent thinking in the UK goverment on Cyprus... |
House of Lords debates
Thursday, 27 March 2008What are Lords debates?
All Lords debates on ...
|New International Symbol |
| International symbol of marriage is approved: |
On January 1, 2008, after 5 years of heated debate, the Commission of Human Rights approved the new International Symbol of Marriage
|Internet trolls |
| Greetings Fiesty.|
You sound like my sort of girl................. oh that's not come out right.......oh :oops:
Any particular cricket club? I'm based at Tring Park [ Home Counties Prem ]. Ex First team keeper, n ...
|Just leaving for Cyprus. |
| My taxi comes in 20 mins to take me to Cardiff bus station to get the coach to Heathrow.
I land at Larnaca at 4.10pm so will hopefully be in Kapparis by about 6pm.
Just had to check this site once more and listen to Zo ... |
Could you let me know which websites you use to download avatars. I have done Google search but there are so many and most of then look dodgey.
I can't remember where I got mine from now and someone at work has as ... |
|The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency |
| Started to watch 'I shoot policeman' on ITV last night but found it a bit raw for a lazy Sunday evening in front of the box. So turned over and watched the above. What a great program. Humour, drama, and a great view of life ... |
|Vote for my Sarah |
| My daughter Sarah has written her own song and has entered it into an online competition, she needs your votes................. :D |
Please, if you have time, vote for her at
Sarah in Cyprus
Thanks :D :D ...
|A Sign of the times |
| Larnaca Promenade this date. |
|Twilight in Oroklini near Larnaca (250308) |
| ... |
|Sunday night chat. |
| Just to let people know I will be late on tonight as its a friends birthday so will pop down for a drink with him before coming back to chat to the three stooges and the rest of the Sunday night crew.
I will be driving so ... |
|EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY |
| After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' enquired God. 'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, eve ... |
|Blondes are so so ......................intelligent |
| There you go Mary
Cheeky CK :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: but it's true.
Till next time ... |
|1st Visitors |
| I'm so excited. I am just off to the airport to pick up our really good friends Rita & Bob. They are our first visitors since moving over at the beginning of Jan. Can't wait to see them.
Sue ... |
| How many times have you ever said this....Take the test.
Graham ... |
|Recipe for Cheese Scones mmm |
| Last night, in the Sunday Chat room, I mentioned that I'd made some cheese scones, and someone (Lynn, I think?) asked me to post the recipe. So here goes...|
Cheese Scones (courtesy of the BeRo book)
|Clarke dies. |
| Saddened to hear of the death of Arthur C. Clarke, the science-fiction author.
His short story "the Sentinel" was extended into that great film '2001 - A Space Odyssey'.
In addition to his fictional writings, he was th ... |
|Proud Mum Time |
| My son just emailed me the link of the show he did for Wahl at the Blackpool hairshow. Wanted to share. His the one in the blue jumpsuit with the blond wig.
Sue ... |