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|Message for Mouse |
| You didn't pay me the 50c.
Jim ... |
|This would freak me out!!! |
| I mean....would ya'??? This bathroom floor is just painted but would you visit it after a few beers?|
|the Cowboy Boots |
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas.
Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sal ... |
|The Master Plan |
| It's Possible
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby and
met President Bush.
They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, 'You kn ... |
| You may beleive that Heaven and Hell are near to each other with heaven above and Hell below.
This is actually incorrect, Heaven and hell are side by side, divided from each other by a fence.
God was ... |
|Back Now |
| Hi all,
Came back in the early hours (wasn't meant to be early hours but thanks
to a wait at security Manchester, then a really looong wait for the
bags, then found Julie's suitcase was missing :roll: ). Anyway final ... |
|Woman stuck to toilet |
Just seen this in the Dow Jones.
An American woman who sat on a toilet for up to two years leaving her body stuck to the seat had a phobia about leaving the bathroom, her boyfriend said.
"I didn't do this to her. ... |
|HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUBBY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| HELLO ALL,
THIS IS MY 5TH POST , JUST WANT TO WISH MY HUBBY HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR TOMORROW & HOPE YOU JOIN IN & WILL BE HITTING THE GORGEOUS BEACH AT NISSI BAY WHILST THE WEATHER IS GORGEOUS, ( APOLOGIES TO THOSE S ... |
|Would you.... |
| God id be sick. And I bet the foods cold anyway LOL ... |
|To The Better Halfs |
| Subject: Men's perspective On Women
|To a Cow |
| :lol: :lol:
Tracey x ... |
|Message for Campbell Findlay |
| Hi Campbell
Forgot to mention to you earlier, the golf club shop has not got any XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL CLUB SHIRTS at the moment.
Kevin : ... |
| The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French f ... |
|Conundrum with your cocoa |
| What are the black things in this picture:|
| I know a Cyprus forum is a strange place for an Albania question but you are a well travelled lot so here goes.
Does anyone have any experiences, thoughts, suggestions about travelling or buying property in Albania. I hav ... |
|Prince Harry |
| Last week an American press agency broke the news of Prince Harry serving on the front line in Afghanistan. |
Harry said that once you've got the helmet and kit on, no-one on earth can tell who you are...
|WHO IS JACK???? |
| For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find
ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. ... |
|What A Woman Should Have |
| A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...|
enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own,
even if she never wants to or needs to...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
something perfect to wear if the empl ...
|Endangered Dishes |
Just found this on a News Channel
New research has disclosed the nation's most "endangered" dishes, as Britain turns to foreign food for traditional home cooking.
Tesco.com announced that a number of classic Britis ... |
|Cyprus potatoes in the UK |
| I'm so happy... found some Cyprus new potatoes in a local greengrocer today... the big supermarkets seemed to have stopped stocking them.
They were at GBP 1.08/kg... not a bad price. How much are they in Cyprus?
Mario ... |
|I have a new chauffer !!!! |
| Good news,
My son, Gavino, passed his driving test first time this morning.
As i don't drive ( well I can but after hundreds of lessons -one abandoned test because I went the wrong way around a roundabout :oops: :oop ... |
|Ouch !!!! |
| In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world.
He practiced every minute of his spare time, but he knew that he wasn't yet first-rate and th ... |
| Hi guys
Got back last night after a week in the sun, had lovely weather all week.
Baby Lewis was fine flying we never had a peep out of him on both flights, he also had his first tooth come through whilst we were over ... |
|read this |
| READ THIS
LET IT REALLY SINK IN - THEN CHOOSE .
John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would re ... |
|found it |
| I FOUND IT!!!
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"We ... |
|St David's Day |
| Happy St. David's Day to all the Welsh people on the forum. ... |
|what,s that |
| Does anybody know what is being described here---------
The horizontal juxtaposition of two parallel oris muscles in a state of mutual contraction.
BJ ... |
|Renting with Air Con |
| Just wanted to know if any has or knows about the best solution to controlling Air Con use when renting property. It sounds really mean but goodwill can be abused and if someone decides to leave all units on 24 / 7 then we a ... |
| Evening all,
For the first time in my fairly long life i've had my feet pampered. Since I had a hip replaced i've not been able to bend and sort my rotten feet out. Hubby cuts left toe nails and i've managed the right o ... |
| Earthquake! No not in Cyprus but here in the UK with the epicentre just 20 miles from us!! We were woken just before 1am this morning by a loud rumbling and the whole house shaking for the longest 10 seconds imaginable. Loca ... |
|Good Day Out |
| Had a lovely day out on Sunday. We went to Limassol Flea market in the morning, picked up a couple of bargains and had a fab lebenese meze. We then went on the Troodos with all the snow. It was beautiful. We took Buddy with ... |
|Mini EarthQuake? |
| Hi all,
Sat here working away in Bradford and am sure there was just an
earthquake - didn't last long but was very weird. Don't think I was
dreaming it?? lol :lol:
Maybe i'm working too late :shock:
|Mothers Day |
| Hi all,
Just a reminder - Mothers Day this Sunday 2nd.
Someone reminded me so i'm passing it on :lol:
Steve ... |
|WELCOME BACK |
| Hey Elizavet
Nice to see you are back on-line.
Thought you had been ambushed somewhere with Byker :lol: or maybe eloped :lol: :lol: :lol:
Missed you for ages :cry:
Glad to hear Steve and ... |
|Knitting pattern help |
I think I am having a senior moment :oops: can anyone help me with a knitting pattern please it says
K1 *yfwd, k2tog, p1 ,k1, rep from * to end.
so does the pattern go,
yfwd, k2tog, p1 ,k1,
yfwd, k2tog, p1 ... |
|IKEA To Sell Cars |
But Not Spanners . :cry: :lol: :wink:
|Sweeney Todd |
| Just been out to see the preview of Sweeney Todd starring the wonderful Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter.
It is a real classic. Try and see it if you can.
Has anyone else out there seen it yet? ... |
|Northern Rock |
| Now that Northern Rock has been taken into public ownership temporarily it should be renamed National Rock. Temporarily, of course.
dagwood ... |
|Two brooms |
| Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom and the other groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful i ... |
|Blogs you like to read? |
| This is a blog I like to read about a family that live in Cyprus, I have been reading for a few years.
Does anyone read any others? Or has anyone a blog of their own?
I suppose it ... |
|Just my luck |
| I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She told me she was 61 years old although she looked a lot younger.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd
ever had a Sportsman's Do ... |
|Valentines Day |
| Thanks Ladies =D> :lol:
In defence of your men - those shop assistants can really mess up :-" :-" :-#
Welcome on-board Carol and thanks for joining in!
Steve ... |
|lOVE IS................ |
| This is lovely
MEANS TO AGE 4 TO 8
YEAR OLD CHILDREN
Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it.
Touching words from the mouth of
What does Love mean?
A group of profe ... |
|Thoughts on Marriage & relationships |
| When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay togethe ... |
|Out of circulation for a while. |
| I will be out of circulation for a while due to having a revision to one of my hip replacements.
I go into hospital at the crack of dawn tomorrow.
I will be "off air" completely for at least 4 days and computer access will ... |
|LEO PETRO COURT AND FISH AND CHIPS |
| HI MIKE THE SAGA LOUT.......................
WILL BE GLAD WHEN YOU SET UP THE E MAIL ETC. LET US KNOW HOW YOU SETTLE AND ALL ABOUT THAT DARN EURO.
THANKS FOR POPPING INTO OUR PLACE AT LEO PETRO COURT AND CHECKING OUR F ... |
|£95 Million Euro Lottery |
Have you got yours?? :lol:
Don't normally do the lottery but thought hey what the hell and had a £1.50 lucky dip :shock: :lol:
If any member wins can you please email me first :wink:
|More mapping fun |
| Idly surfing on a beautiful sunny, mild morning in Birmingham I discovered...
If you're lucky, you'll find three viewing buttons... Road, Aerial and Bird's Eye.
The Bird's Eye view is ... |
|HOW IS THIS DONE!!!! |
This is brilliant!
Steve Croad ... |
|Favourite Beach?? |
| Hi all,
Seeing the sun outside it got me thinking some happy thoughts of Cyprus! 8)
So lets have a nice happy thread to go with it :lol: :lol:
So which beach is your favourite???
We like Fig Tree Bay (off s ... |