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|Questions and answers for retirees in Cyprus? |
| Q. When is a retiree's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Q. How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but it might take all day.
Q. What's the biggest gripe of reti ... |
|So real life! |
| Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one! |
Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boot?
He as ...
|Rugby - Six Nations! |
Anyone know a good website, where I can download the Six Nations matches, as I'm stuck in the shop 7 days a week, 3-Midnight and I'm missing them all!
Mick! ... |
| Has anyone else been watching this, it has to be the best series I have watched in years, even better than Star Trek Next Generation and Le Borg!!
I missed the first few so I thought I would buy the first half of the firs ... |
|Steve Croad my hero |
| What a man, ^^ ^^ ,,,, found us the greatest deal ever, ,,, New year £177 a ticket,,, How lucky is that. :lol: :lol: ... |
|I'm back on the Board |
| Hi Ristac,
Thanks for your good wishes. My back went, proberbly to Cyprus without me, and I couldn't walk etc. At one point couldn't lie down, sit down so just stood there (with great difficulty). Had some other problems ... |
|History of the Middle Finger Salute. |
| It is where my last name A'Court was said to have originated from (Agincourt) , over time it was shortened hence the apostrophe and capital 'C'
Richard ... |
|Celebrity BB |
| Hi all you BB addicts :lol: ,
Did you see the late show last night?? Absolutely priceless it
was although if I was the rest of the housemates I would have
let George & Preston dig big holes for themselves by lying ... |
|Stocks & Shares |
| I am considering dabbling in a few stocks and shares during 2006, so far I am considering purchasing through the Halifax Online share dealing service or www.iii.co.uk who also offer very good online tools and information.
|Cyprus news /stories from BBC |
| Thought you like to read the links .jane
|message for elizavet |
| Hi Elizavet
Just wondered if you were still ok to take photos of our development when you are there?If not don't worry as we are going out 21 Feb fora few days,but if you are in the area it is just about oppo ... |
|Where are they now ? |
| I was just thinking last night about the members who we have not heard from in a while. Some members have made the move and we haven't heard from them since they got on the plane !
I was just wondering how they were likin ... |
|Reading Football Club |
Anyway - we're concentrating on the league...
Boing Boing! ... |
|Holiday Showdown tonight.......... |
| But it's not a travel programme... it's a "let's make Joe Public look foolish" programme.
Marion ... |
|User names How do you pick em? |
| I was just thinking :-k how do members come up with their usernames, the lastest new member is called " Ozzyvelcro"and I am just dying to know why ?
I know that Balconia(Carol) is named after her balcony. but I am just ... |
|Stolen Eye Test |
| Eye Test (done in upper case to make it easier on the Eyes!!!!)
Count every " F " in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(S ... |
|What a lot of posts |
| I haven't been able to look at this board much recently.
but judging by the number of posts that i have read today it is getting very poular.
I will just have to find the time-or get a better computer that doesn't keep bra ... |
|Jamie Oliver's new cookbook |
| I have just been sent a copy of this as a word document.
check this out
Subject: Jamie Oliver's new cookbook - read text below first!!!!!!!!!!
Cook book = £20
Ingredients = £10
Getting sacked for "accidentally" ... |
|Happy Birthday Marion |
| Judging by the new avator it could well be Marions Birthday today, so if it is hope it's a good un !! ... |
| Hi everyone,
Wondered if anyone can tell me if it's possible to renew your marriage vows in Cyprus?We married in the town hall in Ayia Napa nearly 10 years ago.Call us soppy but we would at some point
like ... |
|Snow blonde |
| Blonde in a Snowstorm
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost
zero when the blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered
how she was going to make it home She sa ... |
| :D Hi Elizavet
Thanks for the offer to take photo's that would be great.We viewed your photo album,it was so good see.You always have your concerns when doing something like this,as you can't just nip roun ... |
|Big Brother |
| Anyone watching this? Complete drivel but it will help me pass the time before I leave I suppose. George Galloway should be interesting at least, he doesn't hold back! ... |
|Can any member beat this ??? |
| As mentioned on a previous thread i do not go back to work until Jan 5th.
I broke up for Christmas on Dec 10th. Lucky or what ?!!!!
I had originally booked Christmas week off but my office was extremely short staffed betwe ... |
|How I got let off a speeding ticket... |
Hi all, So there i was doing 80 MPH in a 40 limit, I got pulled over by the Police :oops: Police :- Ello son do you Know why I have pulled you over ? Me :- No officer Havent got a clue Police :- Well y ...
|question for 2006 |
| Ok, So Who/What Built the Pyramids?
The Great Pyramid is the only survivor out of all seven ancient wonders. Located in Ciaro, Egypt, the pyramid still amazes thousands of scientists and guest's each year.
The Great Py ... |
|Naked Taxi Drivers Calender |
| 2006 edition out now. There are male and female versions :wink: |
|Sales on any good buys ? in uk/cyprus |
| The sales are on in the shops in uk are there sales on in cyprus? and has anyone got a good deal :D jane ... |
|New Year will be delayed... |
| Hi all,|
It's official there will be an extra second added to 2005 -
will this mean it's 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 1, Happy New Year??
|Any Resolutions or Plans |
| Anyone planning anything special for the new year or going to make any resolutions they cannot keep :wink:
Richard ... |
|Learning Greek |
| Sat last night listening to my Greek Lingauphone CD for over two hours and could not remember one word the next day :( |
Have decided that the only way I am going to learn at least one word/phrase a year, is to try my ...
|Thats it xmas is over here comes new year |
| Well xmas is over im so full of drink and food have more stuffing than the turkey :oops: the only thing smaller with me is my purse lol What you all doing new years eve i have invites to partys but may stay home for a quiet ... |
|Did Santa Bring you some nice prezzies? |
| Hi Everyone
Hope Santa bought you all some lovely Prezzies.
Off to Spend Christmas Day with my Mum now.
Hope you all have a very Happy Day. ... |
|Christmas Tipple(s)? |
| What's your poison over Xmas this year?
Mine will be some Italian red wine with Lunch, Metaxas 7* afterwards, Cockburn Special Reserve whenever appropriate (I like it but it makes me sleepy), Captain Morgan and Coke for t ... |
|Paul, you're on..... |
| ....on Bank Holiday Tuesday.
Channel 4, Midnight. ... |
|Everyone done their Christmas Shopping??? |
| Apart from me :roll: lol
Went into town today on the old Christmas dash and after
three hours returned with..... sore feet :lol:
Every year there seems to be more "tat" for sale at silly prices :shock:
Will ... |
|Troodos Mountain Lights.....Could it be extraterrestrial? |
| Does anyone know what the lights on top of the Troodos mountains are? Is there a village on top?
I was looking at the webcam and some mornings (approx 7am) there are a string of lights.
Any ideas anyone?
Tracy ... |
|AT LAST ITS HERE - MERRY XMAS TO US ALL!!!! IN UK AND CYPRUS |
| May I just wish everyone a Merry Xmas and Happy New Year and heres to more visits to the beautiful isle in 2006.
Have a good one all
Paul and Sue
(Body in UK but thoughts in Cyprus!) ... |
|One for the men.. |
| Men strike back! ! !
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why is a Launderette a really bad pla ... |
|I'm A Winner... |
Hi all, Cannot tell you the last time I won anything..... then yesterday I get an email telling me i've won a Sony PSP =D> I signed up for an account for my business from a company and didn't even realis ...
|message for steve croad |
| happy christmas steve, damien as well|
betting girls in state of shock at calender
all the best .
|How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb? |
| How many group members does it take to change a lightbulb?|
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bu ...
|What do you listen to when browsing?? |
| Hi All,
Just being nosey - what do you listen to when browsing
I usually like to listen to a bit of Jazz so go for
http://www.smoothjazz.com or the smoothlounge section.
Also like http://www.jazzfm. ... |
|Prince Harry in Dekelia |
| The Cyprus Mail 'has learned' prince Harry is in Dekelia scuba diving. It's too exciting! ... |
|STOLEN 2 !! |
| Hi Peeps, I've done it again!! Have a go at this, well it is Christmas www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf but keep Santa away from the tracks :!: Merry Christmas.......Maggie Larnaca ... |
|Dementia Test |
| Are you as sharp as you think you are?
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how ... |
|Let's take bets.......X Factor |
| After last weeks nonsense I bet that..........Shayne is going to go this week! :lol: :lol:
What do you reckon?
Tracy ... |
|You have to laugh... |
| You know when you make the call to tech support, this is why they sound so condesending...
Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just
doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Te ... |
|Bright light Bright light |
| This may seem like a stupid question but here goes.
In the evening when I look south west (ish) there is a bright light in the sky.
I dont think its a star, as it is clearly visible when there is dense cloud cover and no ... |
|I STOLE THIS!! |
| I was trawling the other BB's and came across this, so I pinched it!!|
Check to see if you have been caught speeding on camera in the UK.
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