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Posted By: mot man

You will need the following: 1 cup of water 1 cup of sugar 4 large brown eggs 2 cups of dried fruit 1 teaspoon of salt 1 cup of brown sugar juice of 1/2 a lemon mixed nuts1 bottle of whiskey Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl, check the whiskey again to be sure it's of the very highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat up one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still ok. Cry another tup. Tune up the mixer, beat two leggs, add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of fried druit. Mix on the turner, if fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts, add one table. Spoon the sugar or something, whatever you can find. Grease the oven, turn the cake tin to 350 degress. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whiskey again and go to bed. Roy

Posted By: Hogarth55

:D Love it! just my kind of cake.

Posted By: tannis

Does it work with wine or champers? :lol: :lol: :lol: Tracey x

Posted By: tannis

Does it work with wine or champers? :lol: :lol: :lol: Tracey x

Posted By: journeyman

Ladies, he's offering to come around and do the mixing lol.

Posted By: Steve - SJD

Graham Not Happy :( You promised you wouldn't publish my pictures on the internet :lol: Cheers Steve

Posted By: tannis

Ingredients and mixing bowl ready send him round PLEASE Tracey x :)

Posted By: Tash

Roy, That is the best left I have had in ages, it brought tears to my eyes. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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