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Posted By: karmic

I got shunted this morning on the way to work. There we were pulled over alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car and . . .you know how sometimes you just get sooo stressed and then suddenly some little thing will strike you as the funniest thing in the world? Well I could NOT believe it . . . the guy was a DWARF! He stormed up to my car, looked up at me, and said, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" I looked down at him and replied, "Well, then, which one are you?" . . and that's when the fight started . :roll:



Posted By: Andrew Brooks

  • karmic wrote:
    I got shunted this morning on the way to work.
    There we were pulled over alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car and . . .you know how sometimes you just get sooo stressed and then suddenly some little thing will strike you as the funniest thing in the world?
    Well I could NOT believe it . . . the guy was a DWARF!
    He stormed up to my car, looked up at me, and said, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
    I looked down at him and replied, "Well, then, which one are you?"
    . . and that's when the fight started .
    :roll:

I bet your kneecaps took a hammering !

Posted By: Balconia

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted By: Jacs

So if he wasn't Happy he must have been Grumpy. lol Nice one.

Posted By: Tina Torment

Hysterical!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: If Mr Vertically Challanged shunted your car....surely he must have been Dopey? :lol:

Posted By: taffs well

well was in the morning so he was proberly "sleepy" :lol:

Posted By: michael. w.

what happened next, did it go somthing like this; the police arrived and you said HI HO, HI HO a dwarf has had a go i think he's grumpy and we had a bumpy HI HO, HI HO

Posted By: brian16

Micheal, that was terrible! :lol:





Posted By: Tina Torment

I thought it was brilliant lol! :lol: :lol: :lol: And when Mr Plod turned up to take the RTA details.....when you were protesting your innocence, did you manage to prove you were....er....Snow White lol!


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