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Posted By: Byker

While having a drink in Heathrow airport a well traveled businessman with an eye for the ladies caught sight of a gorgeous looking stewardess, alone and having a drink at the other end of the bar, unfortunately he couldn't see her badge to know which airline she worked for... Undeterred, he thought he'd use the old airline slogan chat up line so ambled over and took the seat next to the olive skinned beauty, "could be Turkish he thought so said in a loud voice "Fly Me To The Moon" the stewardess didn't move or utter a word.... "Definitely of Middle Eastern origin" he thought to himself, and said equally loudly "Still Young at 60" which got the same result, nothing... "Perhaps she's British after all" he thought, "Fly the World" he said... With that the dark beauty jumped up and screamed "WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT?" "Ah" replied the traveling Romeo..."Cyprus Airways!"




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