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|Posted By: Byker|
| Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer
- are together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
Pooooof! In the blink of the genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan,
Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our
Pooooof! Again, in the blink of the genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries..
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about
The genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out. It's
The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."
|Posted By: stevecroad|
| Nice one Paul!
|Posted By: Yvette|
| A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sur e sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you... You see, I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.
And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country
in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe
from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"No Kidding." He said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"|
|Posted By: jo|
| Hi Yvette
Can't you sleep again!! nothing better to do!!!
|Posted By: Yvette|
| Sleep? Whats that? If only................what with Dawn, Dave, my parents and sister, and my best mate arriving in a few days, I'm exhausted!!! Remind me not to invite anyone else over here, ha ha, not really I'm having a great time.|