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Posted By: Yvette

Here you go Carol.......Hope it's not too contentious! :D No 8 is very funny, ha ha Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you 500 and a substantial tax cut save you 30p? Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions of cows in the UK but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration



Posted By: Balconia

No, not a contentious post Yvette. Actually i quite liked it :lol: Personally i like no. 4 :lol: :lol:

Posted By: Yvette

I'm quite getting to like you Carol, :D

Posted By: Balconia

:lol: :lol: I aim to please Yvette :lol:


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